The Goobernment

Went on my fourth time-builder. KSPK -> KLWL (Wells, Nevada). It kinda stinks there dude. Like what is Nevada even doing. It should have remained a territory. Also someone programmed a May The 4th joke into the annunciator panel of the plane.

I love Mediterranean cultures because they love to shit on each other for things they all do and selectively claim things came from them. Like this Turk just accused a Greek woman of eating a Turkish breakfast because it had tomatoes and cucumber and olive oil. Unreal

Crazy that MSN messenger and AIM rendered animated emoticons back in like 2002 and you gotta pay for that shit in @discord tsk tsk

People love to say "who said" followed by (a) a thing no one has ever said or (b) a thing that is pretty routine. It's never like "who said dogs don't meow" with a video of a dog meowing or "who said a^2+b^2=c^2?" and then they prove it wrong or something cool. It's always mundane like who said you can't get fit in your 40's and them lifting a dumbbell.

No one is ever flying Spirit again: nbcnews.com/business/consu…

@greg16676935420 No one is ever flying spirit again.

Never flying Spirit again

Gonna utter this one from the Antiochian prayer book (editing pronouns): "Almighty God, our Help and Refuge, Fountain of wisdom and Tower of strength, who knowest that we can do nothing without thy guidance and help; assist her, I pray thee, and grant her divine wisdom and power, that she may accomplish this task, and whatever she may undertake to do, faithfully and diligently, according to thy will, so that it may be profitable to herself and others and may be to the glory of thy holy name. For thine is the kingdom and the power and the glory, of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit, now and ever, and unto ages of ages. Amen." I hope it turns out for you!

@NostalgiaFolder Hoooooooly shit

Who remembers Accelerated Reader?

@hikingshawty I'm praying for you to be able to do exactly that

if only i could walk 20 miles every day

@stupidtechtakes I have quite enjoyed CachyOS. Built on Arch, and the dev team does a really nice job optimizing it for gaming. Everything else works great too. Office, internet, audio, media, etc. all highly functional and really fast.

i might try out linux again again, what distro is supposed to be good?

“Jesus was wrong and needed to be corrected’ Lutheran pastor on Luke 10. Imagine standing in a pulpit thinking you’re morally above Jesus Christ. Yeah… Lutherans are outta control.

Hey @bookingcom wtf it's not even a real web address HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO TRUST YOU

Why are the Mormons in my house rn

@Indian_Bronson This might be the greatest tweet ever

Some languages are: "me like spaghetti" and others are like: "To me there is (habitual marker particle) caused a happy sense (compound) from the (masculine) spaghetti (ablative case)" And the former has satellites in orbit and the latter has complicated beadwork or whatever

Yo why is my wife going to a "foid concert"

White people be like better apply some hyaluronic acid

The Stoics would have made great Christians. Oneness with the natural world. Giving in to the mechanisms of God. So much of what Marcus Aurelius, in particular, wrote is of devotion to stillness, steadfastness despite what happens around you, and contemplation.

@Aella_Girl This is pretty cool

Imagine a circle, with a little spinner on it that you can flick. The circle is 80% red and 20% yellow, like a yellow pie slice. You flick the spinner. It spins, and slowwwly stops. Where did it land?

If you never did... have like 4 cans of Monster The Beast and play counter strike with a random guy from Quebec. That shit rules dude

@PicturesFoIder Dude this girl is the best. Her skits are like... too good?

It’s just a skit. It’s just a skit.