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Racist: You see Sinners? Hollywood wants to kill us and they aint even subtle no more. Guy who is a real vampire: Yeah, no I didn't like it either... Just making sure, when you say "us" what does that mean?

teacher: ok class, today we're going to finger paint! kid named Spirit Airlines:

it feels like all of the spirit halloween jokes over the years have been building up to this one right here

Me opening the Fortnite item shop on May 10th

Seals (and their aggregates) at an afterparty, drinking socially and enjoying music from the last decade.

We are about to post our first picture! GET READYYY!!!

- Look at what you made me do - #theboys #invincible

Godzilla vs Zohran Mamdani

Yall gotta hear me out on this

"stop vaping on my baby" first of all this is dmt

良い子にしてたらアップルパイもらえるかな。がんぼるぞい。 translation: If I'm a good boy, I might get an apple pie.

Jamiroqui is the hat. You're thinking of Jamiroquai's monster.

I dreamt of the beach (1/4)

Mega Scovillain sacking itself to proc guts on banded ursaluna

Rico loves to snack - especially on popcorn!

@kingpminch Marshtomp

I'm gonna prove something. I have a Google Doc of every single Pokémon, from 1-1025. COMMENT YOUR FAVORITE and I'll add your name until we've found someone who likes every single one!

He controls all the foam

why did they never address the fact that Makima had a talking dog?