The Great Merman

Oh, the Orange Dumbf**k's coming back? He's just going to embolden the idiots like MTG, Gaetz, and Broebert and their waves "f your feelings" crybabies. Find me on Instagram at greatmerman Deleting this app from my phone. I'm done with this BS.

@ladyballsmcgee Finally!! Time to go tell my cousin that I have a definitive answer.

@seadog364 @MzKatieCassidy @elonmusk @Twitter Well Bernie - then you're a fool to put up with that bullshit.

@MzKatieCassidy @elonmusk @Twitter Sorry to see that but I’m for free speech for all even those I despise.

………🤮 @elonmusk @Twitter & now going dark on #Twitter @twitter #DumpOnTrump #Election2024

@elonmusk Seriously, why? I thought Truth Social was supposed to be the platform. Is everything being decided by poll now without question?

The people have spoken. Trump will be reinstated. Vox Populi, Vox Dei.

@_RubyLeClaire Have fun!

Tomorrow I am going hiking where there is no cell service and I am sharing my location with exactly one person and I want to not be contacted by another human for 16-24 hours. 🙃🙃🙃

@ArielleDundas They're the only ones who figured out how And they probably killed (literally) their competition

@KitSwink @4TerryFarrell Terry is just a ball of sunshine. Love seeing her interactions with fans and even dressing up in TOS uniforms for fun.

@ndkirschmann Mine are: - Watches reality Tv endlessly - Drinking heavily on a Tuesday night - Has no interests or hobbies - Devoted to a religion (I'm an atheist) - Doesn't joke - Really, really into firearms

@LizVassey My wife of mine, I increased the mass of our youngest child

@seduff_ @SafeSpaceDrWho She's old enough to be my daughter if I made different choices in college...

@SafeSpaceDrWho So Millie Gibson was about 12-18 months old during the ninth doctor’s run. Well, I did not expect to feel quite this old today. #DoctorWho

The year is 2022 and you’re now older than the actor who plays a companion #DoctorWho

@Danika_Stone Wish I was there - looks gorgeous.

@weather_katie Kind of the reverse of Milwaukee 😁

THIS is why I love lake effect snow. It is the embodiment of organized chaos ❄️

@ksorbs Oh BS, Kevin. Now you're just saying stuff to get attention. I remember the hate Weinstein and Epstein got. Now, one is dead and the other is in prison. Not much to report on. Now, Ye and Musk continue to do things that get attention. That's not "hate", it's attention.

The media hates Kanye and Elon Musk more than they ever hated Epstein or Harvey Weinstein…

@AnnoyedOBrien @holocage Sorry Chief, mistranslation on my part. Didn't realize "pardon" and "promote" were basically the same word in Gobblese. I put the accent in the wrong syllable and now they're all LTCMDRs...

@holocage How do they do it??

TURKEYS!! WILD TURKEYS ARE LOOSE ON THE PROMENADE!!!!!!

shagadelic ✨

@tyler02020202 She's right, we just drank tap water or chugged it straight from the hose and lived in the second hand smoke.

they’re dead serious btw

@Kathlee15826259 @ParabolaLambo @MattWallace888

@TheGreatMerman @ParabolaLambo @MattWallace888 R u talking about the so ame unions that stole the pensions?

Elon Musk has been able to successfully run Twitter for days now with only 50 employees. What the heck were those other 7,950 people even doing? 🤣

@Kathlee15826259 @ParabolaLambo @MattWallace888 Hating your job or not wanting to work in certain conditions isn't "woke" - most normal people do it. Stop acting like this mentality showed up 20 years ago when it's the reason unions were formed.

@TheGreatMerman @ParabolaLambo @MattWallace888 Cause it is. They r the babbling crier's.

@hrmerm @ParabolaLambo @MattWallace888 I stole it from somewhere else - enjoy! 😁

@WattAWildWorld @lcfrst2 @alwayswayneking @NeedWiife I read two and was done.

@lcfrst2 @alwayswayneking @NeedWiife Oh my I wish I hadn't seen this.

Mother, divorced.. 36 years old!! I'm looking for an interesting old man. I canceled Facebook and came to Twitter!! Want to be more than a friend? pic.twitter.com/4igefGroKa