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A female centaur and a female ettin were walking on the beach The centaur asked, "What's your favorite position?" The ettin replied, "Flanking."

@toys_retro Your mom, good old fashioned fish and chips.

@wdwpro1 @LornConner

Where's the fridge @LornConner?

@TreeRockC @ThoNg676733 @wop My favorite was at a 3 point competition. He came into the locker room before and asked who was going to take 2nd. Then went and won the competition without even taking off his warm up jacket.

@TheHWOP @ThoNg676733 @Wop I watched a few interviews about Larry Bird to understand what you are expressing. You were clever in constructing that sentence. His trash talking was saying what moves he was going to do and then doing them.

You youngins didn’t know Larry Bird moved this nice 😮‍💨

This is Jim Carrey's funniest movie.

Put gas in it dumbass

@Y2John84 It wasn't the worst Alien movie.

Let's talk about Alien 3.

@Mens_Corner__ They can't, the government mandated knee airbags.

@TheBabylonBee Take it up with the managers that get paid 5x as much to stand around doing nothing.

"What a weird coincidence."

Who knows what the ‘P’ word is?

@ThatChrisGore @RollingStone Entertainers use to be entertaining too.

@RollingStone Didn’t this magazine used to cover music? What happened?

Spencer Pratt is the same as he ever was — from 'The Hills' to healing crystals to his turn as MAGA’s darling candidate for mayor of Los Angeles. rollingstone.com/politics/polit…

@ThatChrisGore @KarenBassLA

@KarenBassLA What have you accomplished that has improved the lives of taxpaying citizens of Los Angeles? Specific examples please.

🚨 Nithya Raman has spent at least $55,000 paying influencers to post about her campaign — without disclosures. Spencer Pratt is pushing out AI videos. Nithya Raman is paying for support. Both are fake. How much of her online "support" is bought and paid for? How much is being concealed from voters? youtu.be/O4755HBot10?si…

@trollqueen19 @CNviolations Especially people that think management is standing there with their hands on their hips looking important while watching others work.

Thoughts?

@ManningDrakeOG @WilliamShatner

@WilliamShatner Captain Kirk, which of these species is the best in the sack sir? 😉😜

😳🤔👉🏻👾 😉

@LordDuckVader I see you're not putting any blame of the cost on managers or the manufacturers. Screw you.

If more mechanics were afraid of execution, vehicle repair costs would come down.