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"Similar to our new bookstore and grocery store chains, Amazon Schools are physical locations where students can interact with real, live human beings." thehiggsweldon.com/press-release-…

Ways to Save Money by @anukandikuppa thehiggsweldon.com/ways-to-save-m…

In the event of zombie apocalypse, relocate to Costco. thehiggsweldon.com/things-id-like…

Press Release: Announcing Amazon Schools by @mattgrantwriter thehiggsweldon.com/press-release-…

"If you have literal flames spurting from your head, keep those tresses short." thehiggsweldon.com/styling-advice…

Things I’d Likely Do In the Event of a Zombie Apocalypse by @irvingruan thehiggsweldon.com/things-id-like…

"I have actually seen women use their iPhone S.O.S button when I say I can’t be around dogs." thehiggsweldon.com/dating-with-a-…

~Comedy Show At Hunter’s Bar Every Monday, regardless of attendance. 8pm~ thehiggsweldon.com/the-six-best-c…

Styling Advice for Every Hair Type Written by Demons thehiggsweldon.com/styling-advice…

"I’m not going to sugarcoat it for you, this has been rough quarter for Snuggies." thehiggsweldon.com/the-climate-is…

My SNL Audition thehiggsweldon.com/my-snl-auditio…

I am facing something far worse than being emotionally stunted due to an absent father, or facial deformities due to a factory accident, or even a micropenis; for I am allergic to dogs. thehiggsweldon.com/dating-with-a-…

The Climate is Changing, So is Snuggie’s Sales Strategy by @themikebrian thehiggsweldon.com/the-climate-is…

Have you been to "OMG! That Was Strange?" It's on sporadic Tuesdays. 10pm (give or take two hours) at Dingy Black Box Theatre thehiggsweldon.com/the-six-best-c…

Dating With A Dog Allergy by @Rcisario thehiggsweldon.com/dating-with-a-…

My writing partner and I put together this silly piece on Brock Lovett, the most famous and beloved character from the 1997 film Titanic, that @TheHiggsWeldon was kind enough to publish. thehiggsweldon.com/excerpts-from-…

THE SIX BEST COMEDY SHOWS IN NEW YORK AS RANKED BY ME, A NEW YORK COMEDIAN @harrismayer thehiggsweldon.com/the-six-best-c…