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It’s legit kinda cruel that mom jeans are it rn for anybody but moms, bc thems comfy as hell & I could put a phone+💄+lipgloss in my FRONT pocket all while highlighting my glorious hourglass figure. It’s a sick, sick world when you don’t wanna take off your yuppie mom costume. 😂

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@TeamYouTube I'm so sorry, I am one of the people who cannot access DM's because of the passkey glitch. Is there someone to contact on Instagram or what should I do?

@YouTubeCreators I have a channel that just got hacked and all passwords and recovery contact info has been changed - what are the next step to recover my account?

@TeamYouTube Thank you!

@TeamYouTube I have a YouTube account that was hacked and all of my account recovery information has been redirected to the hackers. What are the next steps in recovering my account? Thank you in advance!

@EricFinkTV For anyone who doesn't know - water in AZ comes from the Colorado river - meaning that the ALREADY DEPLETED Lake Mead would have to supply projects like this. And who gets to pay the price? The fine citizens of Las Vegas of course. Glad this got canned.

BREAKING: Tucson City Council votes 7-0, unanimously to kill Project Blue in the City of Tucson. Listen to the crowd.

@nathandg12 @mp4obj @notcapnamerica Yes.

@mp4obj @notcapnamerica Do you do the same for your microwave and toaster?

Bitch where TF else is it supposed to go?

@RyanHockeyGuy PKWY Tavern angered the hockey gods obviously...

Final, 3-0 Oilers. The Golden Knights season is on the line on Wednesday in Game 5. Stuart Skinner earns the shutout, and has the Oilers one win away from the Western Conference Final. Instant reactions, let’s hear them.

@CtrlAltDel_user @High_Im_Twanny Oh yes we have a razor, a commuter scooter, and two different bikes at the moment! Skateboards are up next!

He has those die-cast as well. I'm just glad he is over his video game addiction to Fortnite and other games. Get your kid a bike and a skateboard. He rides his skateboard every day, and if his board is down for new wheels and bearings, he rides his mountain bike. His calves muscles are insane. I ride with him now.

Imagine having an Autistic son. And having to bribe him to go to senior prom by promising to buy him a toy afterwards lol welp that’s what happened. I love this kid #AutismSpeaks

@aquariussznn @High_Im_Twanny Good on you for knowing what makes you happy and motivates you to get things accomplished. Allistic people reward themselves with food/drinks or even toys without judgement - you should be able to as well. People like what they like!

@CtrlAltDel_user @High_Im_Twanny I WISH my son would be into matchbox!!! He is into die cast models that are no less than $20 each... he has a shelf system in his room that he calls the "car museum" and does the ABC's by car brand: "A is for Aston Martin, B is for Bugatti, C is for Chevrolet..." he's 4.

My son is 18 on the spectrum, but he loves matchbox cars. We have to bribe him with quesodillas from Taco Bell. He looks sharp. Those cars help him cope. My son uses his phone and headphones to cancel out noise. He is about to graduate soon and my chief designer for our new clothing line.

@401HeavyHustle @mnwild Please tell me where these famed vegas beaches are... enquiring minds need to know! I don't think Mandalay Beach counts...

@mnwild You guys got Fucked. It’s time to drop the gloves and beat some beach boy ass. Do it for everyone in the country please

Not over yet.

@VGKWarMachine @acdc My dad said that was the final item on his bucket list, so apparently ya'll had the same list, haha!

@TheHousewitch @acdc OMG! The best!! I can die a happy metal head. 🤣

Waiting for the best band on the planet with my best friend! @acdc !

@halleberry Ren Love Music Part 4 - exquisite wordplay there.

and I appreciate each rap song reference. 🤍 what are you guys’ favorite?

@GoldTeamBad Did you even say anything to them to alert them that they were making it so you can see or are you just posting them on social media without having addressed the issue directly?

Last night was the hardest time in 8 years trying to watch a game. Mother and daughter had to sit on the edge of their seats while leaning the entire time. Apparently I didn’t miss much of the game anyways.

@insanejub @VigilantFox Please refrain from commentary on this. THIS IS HUGE!!! It all starts with the food, you're trying to go backward rather than starting at the source.

@VigilantFox Food industry is secondary. Pharmaceutical industry is first. Enough with the pivoting from the more important issues.

RFK Jr. just blew the lid off one of the food industry’s dirtiest secrets. What he told his team before facing the food execs left the entire HHS headquarters stunned. If you watch one thing today, make it this moment. MAHA just leveled up. 🧵THREAD

@YourAyeness @JesslovesMJK I wish they hadn't gotten rid of that diagnosis to be honest, because i feel fraudulent when talking about autism when referring to my L1 child. Even if he does have significant support needs, I don't want to diminish the struggle of L3 people and their families...

This was posted by a mom on facebook today. To all the people out there, trying to prevent us from finding out what the root cause of autism is and why the rates continue to increase - now at 1 in 31 children in the US, please read this. "Last night, my son was calm. We had one of those rare evenings where everything felt okay… for a moment. But some days, I’m running on maybe 3 hours of interrupted sleep. Because around 2 a.m., my 10yr nonverbal son is wide awake — like many nights before — stimming, pacing, vocalizing. He can’t tell me what’s wrong. He never has. This is what our autism journey looks like. This is what people don’t see when they post those “autism is a gift” graphics. It’s diapers that he rips open to stim with the soaked insides. It’s callouses on his arms from biting himself until he bleeds. It’s the screaming and sudden bursts of aggression that leave his younger siblings with scratches, bruises — sometimes worse. It’s screwing metal plates over electrical outlets. Replacing closet doors he ripped off the hinges. Mounting a fan to the wall after he destroyed three others — because he needs the sound to sleep, but he’ll ruin it in a moment of impulse. It’s a broken bedroom window at dawn and finding him in the backyard — where he could’ve died from the glass. There’s a pond across the street. He can’t swim. Do you know how many autistic children die by drowning? We used to keep him in our room for years just to keep him safe. We put a key lock on our bedroom door from the inside. Baby-proofed the room like our lives depended on it. Because his did. When he got too big to stay with us, we gave him his own space — only to find he would swing from the ceiling fan, flip his mattress, poop on the floor, and throw furniture. He doesn’t do it because he’s “bad.” He does it because something in his brain won’t let him rest. He doesn’t play in his poop — thank God — but there were years of explosive diarrhea while we tried to toilet train him. Two years ago, he finally stopped pooping in his diapers. That was huge. We celebrated something most parents take for granted. But it didn’t last. Not the peace. When he’s calm, it’s like watching a beautiful storm cloud finally break into sun. When the waves hit, it’s violent. Terrifying. Therapies? We’ve tried. Speech, OT, all of it. He does well for a while… then regresses into aggression so severe that the therapists drop him and tell us he needs behavior therapy — which no one around here wants to take on. It’s happened three times. We still don’t know what triggers the switch. But when it hits — it’s holes in the walls. Head slams. Arm bites. Blood. Sweat. Tears. Literally. I fixed the drywall. I can’t fix my son. After our last family trip — which went surprisingly well — he came back and started attacking the walls. Slamming his body to create huge holes. We replaced the door with a heavy-duty one after he busted through the first one during a meltdown. And the worst part? He’s in there. I know he is. There are moments — split seconds — where I see his soul peek through. A smirk. A sparkle. A flicker of peace. But this? This is not peace. This is a prison. Don’t tell me this is the next step in human evolution. Don’t call this a gift. Don’t romanticize this. This is neurological dysfunction. This is immune injury. This is a brain that cannot properly connect with the body. And he doesn’t deserve it. The autism “spectrum” has done more damage than good. Because lumping my son in with quirky geniuses and chatty tech bros has left children like him without proper diagnosis, support, or even acknowledgment. We are invisible in plain sight. And we are tired. We’ve adapted every corner of our lives just to survive. We can’t go to Easter egg hunts, or birthday parties, or anywhere without risk. And most of the time… I’m scared to even hope. But I’m writing this because someone needs to hear it. If this is your life too — I see you. If this isn’t your life — consider yourself lucky. But don’t look away. Because our story deserves to be heard too. And our children — especially the ones who can’t speak — need more than just awareness. They need help. They need truth. They need change. We are not okay. But we are not giving up. Not on our kids. Not ever." Rachella Lumina Schena

@spencmar @BecomingBigDeal @JesslovesMJK My son is diagnosed Level 1 - I do not believe it is a super power and am in NO WAY upset that RFK has brought more light to the issues that the profoundly autistic and their caregivers endure. They deserve all of the answers and support possible!

The on-line autism community has largely been appropriated by purple-haired "they/thems" (and their virtue-signaling moms) who self-diagnosed their autism after going down rabbit holes on Reddit while studying for a performance art degree in college. It's useless as a resource. Level 3 kids don't exist in this community (and they're not welcome). Only genius mathematicians, computer programmers, and artists.

@GinoHard_ HISTORIC!!! In all reality I came to this comment section for some witty fun - but sadly nobody said anything original, so I figured I would jump on the unoriginal train as well! Can't wait for another great playoff run with our Best friend Gary and the Refs!

The Golden Knights were the least penalized team EVER this season 🤯🔥