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Breaking News: Modi government bans “Cockroach Janta Party” in India. When satire becomes a threat, democracy is already in danger.

22.5 lakh students. 5,400+ centres. Biometric verification. GPS trackers. 5G jammers. And STILL the NEET 2026 paper was leaked 48 hours before the exam. The same NTA that promised "zero error" after 2024 cancelled the entire exam on May 12. 120-140 leaked questions. Sold for ₹2L-₹20L. 3,000 buyers. Students who studied honestly? Their year is gone. Who is being held accountable?

@Swiggy Bhashan

unemployed log breakfast mein kya khaate hai? 🤔

@Arun2981 @justaapian Something big cooking 🔥

Big announcement shortly ✌️✌️

@abhijeet_dipke Any citizen found using cockroach spray will be declared officially anti national and sent on a very long holiday to Pakistan.

@abhijeet_dipke Today we demand a complete ban on cockroach spray. Let the cokroaches enjoy democracy too. #CockroachJantaParty

Launching a new platform for all the “cockroaches” out there. If you wish to join, hit the link below. Eligibility criteria: • Unemployed • Lazy • Chronically online • Ability to rant professionally forms.gle/7G8arY3NdgukCY…

All 5 brilliant students should be traced and arrested!

Common people are told not to buy gold because it sends money out of the country and weakens the rupee. But friendly industrialists move Indian money abroad to invest, get protection, and escape corruption cases. That is not economics that is Doglapan.

@nytimes Common people are told not to buy gold because it sends money out of the country and weakens the rupee. But friendly industrialists move Indian money abroad to invest, get protection, and escape corruption cases. That is not economics that is Doglapan.

Breaking News: The Justice Dept. is planning to drop charges against India’s richest man, Gautam Adani, after a lawyer for the billionaire made an unusual investment offer. nyti.ms/42DVKvU

India is called the world’s fastest-growing economy. But on the ground: • Youth unemployment is rising • Prices of fuel & essentials keep increasing • Farmers are struggling • Small businesses face pressure • Exam paper leaks destroy student futures Growth numbers mean nothing if common people suffer

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From students to job aspirants, millions affected. Narendra Modi government promised New India but paper leaks became a recurring national crisis. 2015 — AIPMT Paper Leak 2015 — Vyapam Scam 2017 — SSC CGL Paper Leak 2018 — CBSE Class 10 Maths Leak 2018 — CBSE Class 12 Economics Leak 2018 — Railway Recruitment Exam Leak 2019 — Rajasthan Teacher Recruitment Leak 2020 — Haryana Assistant Lineman Exam Leak 2021 — REET Paper Leak 2021 — Haryana Gram Sachiv Exam Leak 2021 — Haryana Constable Exam Leak 2022 — BPSC 67th Preliminary Exam Leak 2022 — Rajasthan JEN Exam Leak 2023 — TSPSC Paper Leak 2023 — Assam Class 11 Exam Leak 2023 — Maharashtra Forest Recruitment Exam Leak 2024 — NEET-UG Paper Leak 2024 — UGC-NET Paper Leak 2024 — UP Police Constable Exam Leak 2024 — UP RO/ARO Exam Leak 2024 — Jharkhand SSC Exam Leak 2025 — Multiple NTA & State Recruitment Exam Leak Allegations 2026 — NEET-UG 2026 Leak Controversy

आज के ज़माने में अगर किसी विपक्षी नेता पर ED/CBI का मुकदमा नहीं चल रहा तो या तो वो ईमानदार नहीं है या फिर निकम्मा है AC कमरे से बाहर नहीं निकल पा रहा है ।

India needs leaders who talk about schools, hospitals, jobs, technology, governance and economic growth not just elections and emotional politics. Arvind Kejriwal and Prashant Kishor represent a more modern, practical and development-focused style of leadership. India’s future will improve when governance becomes smarter, transparent and people-focused.

Modi says common people should stop buying gold to save the economy. But middle-class families buying small jewellery for weddings are not the main reason for economic pressure. Billions already go out through oil imports, foreign tech companies, electronics and software. Instead of blaming citizens, government should focus more on jobs, manufacturing, exports and building strong Indian industries.

Lakhs of students study day and night for NEET. Parents spend their savings, students sacrifice sleep, stress and years of their life. Then paper leaks happen and honest students suffer the most. Modi government talks about Digital India and world-class systems, but cannot protect even one important national exam fairly. Students deserve justice, not politics and excuses.

Modi talks about GDP, superpower dreams and big headlines, but many common people are worried about jobs, inflation, fuel prices, taxes and daily expenses. People feel the government listens more during elections than during real public struggles. Real leadership is about solving problems, not only winning campaigns and managing image.

Government says economy is growing fast, but fiscal deficit, public debt and taxes are also rising. If economy is doing so well, why are middle-class people paying more GST on almost everything while corporate tax benefits keep increasing?