J.P. Scott

Iowa and Nebraska fans realizing that if they win, they will get to talk shit their rival for eternity but also realizing that if they lose, their life will be ruined.

@NebraskaMegan Additionally, I understand you were speaking to other politicians at that moment, but when you say your don’t respect Trump supporters, you are also talking about some people in your district who you represent, and whose tax dollars make up the check you get for being there.

Many of my colleagues spoke today in favor of a bill to fight sex trafficking as their blind, proud, fervent support of that pedo creep Donald Trump undermines the credibility their every word. Their president is the sex trafficker in chief.

@NebraskaMegan This is why nobody takes you seriously. You are all emotion and no substance. There is no evidence that Donald Trump is a sex trafficker. You are off your rocker, and I can’t wait to see what you try to do with your life once you are out of politics.

@LarryKrasnerDA Shut the fuck up, Larry

And I’ll say it again.

@MNelson17943935 @JacobABigelow As a Jays season ticket holder, and Notre Dame football fan, I most certainly do not.

@JacobABigelow So stupid to even mention this. Most people cheer for both.

Certainly was not expecting an indirect reference to Jayskers from Alan Huss in his introductory press conference, but it did in fact happen.

@JohnforNE hi John. You are my rep, and with elections approaching, I was wondering if you could cite the one thing you did in your first term that you are most proud of that benefitted the majority of American citizens living in your district. Thanks!

@JimmysSeafood @lance_hanni @peta

@lance_hanni @peta Can’t throw the fastball every time

Being small doesn’t make a life less valuable. Don’t eat animals.

@janekleeb It kills birds, wastes land, uses a ton of oil to produce and ship the materials. The idea is utopian. The reality is fucking terrible for the planet.

Imagine if the government wasn't hostile towards it?

@DemSocialists You fucking losers

DSA is going to Cuba! 20 DSA members are joining the Nuestra America Convoy this March 21st. We’ll bring much-needed material aid, volunteer our labor in solidarity, and show the world that Cuba is under siege, but they are not alone.

@CycloneLarry69 They are replacing him with the guy who put High Point on the map and laid the foundation that made Kalkbrenner the most dominant defensive big in the country. I’d love an annual game with ISU

Now that McDermott has retired it’s time to start playing Creighton every year

If you are traveling through an airport and decide that you need to film a random ICE agent who is working in that airport, just minding their business and doing their job, I need you to understand, right down to the marrow in your bones, that you are a fucking loser. #ICE

@DavidKenvyn @3YearLetterman Kevin, I’ll worry about spelling yore name correctly as soon as Scotland wins a game in March Madness.

@TheJPScott @3YearLetterman You can't spell my name

Imagine waking up in the UK today 1. You haven’t won a war in over 250 years 2. Your DNA results don’t come back 100% American, as do ours 3. No March Madness 4. You live in the Europoor Union 5. You have no air conditioning 6. You will spend the day sipping lukewarm filth in a dank sewer that they call a pub Yikes

@DavidKenvyn @3YearLetterman I was born here, Kenyon. That makes me Native American

@3YearLetterman Your DNA results do not come back as 100% American unless you are a Native American.

@TrevorSheatz I’m guessing at some point early on she walked in on him changing or cranking his hog, saw that he was hung like a can of @Pringles, and made a long-term business decision. #Blessed

My wife was formerly promiscuous. I was a virgin. She was then radically born-again. Committed to church, evangelized constantly, Puritan books in her bedroom, prayer journals, grief over past sexual sin, etc. We got to know each other well for over a year, dated for four months, engaged for two and a half, and didn't sin sexually with one another. Our first kiss with each other was at the altar on our wedding day (reaction pic attached!). We've been married for over five years now, and she's been the most wonderful and godly wife, mother to our three children, and homemaker you could imagine. She's more pure than most virgins, as biblical purity has less to with past sins (though they certainly matter) and more to do with one's current posture of the heart and daily decisions to honor the Lord (Matt. 5:8). We're far too quick to forget the story of the woman labeled as a known "sinner" (likely a prostitute) in Luke 7:36-50 who was washing Jesus' feet with her tears while kissing them too. The Pharisees were shocked that Jesus let a public sinner do this. Jesus responded with a parable about debts being forgiven and ended with this powerful conclusion: "Her many sins have been forgiven; that’s why she loved much. But the one who is forgiven little, loves little" (Luke 7:47). Everyone seems to highlight the benefits of virginity, and it certainly is a blessing. But we forget to highlight the benefits of being forgiven much as well. My wife knows the depths of Jesus' forgiveness more than most people, enabling her to more easily live out a life of passionate love for her Savior. A woman or man's past sexual sin matters. But what matters far more when it comes to deciding who to marry is if the person is truly born again, if their repentance is real, if they truly have a heart for Christ, if they truly follow Jesus and obey his commands. "God has chosen what is foolish in the world to shame the wise, and God has chosen what is weak in the world to shame the strong. God has chosen what is insignificant and despised in the world ​— ​what is viewed as nothing ​— ​to bring to nothing what is viewed as something, so that no one may boast in his presence. It is from him that you are in Christ Jesus, who became wisdom from God for us ​— ​our righteousness, sanctification, and redemption, — in order that, as it is written: 'Let the one who boasts, boast in the Lord.'" (1 Cor. 1:27-31) "Therefore, if anyone is in Christ, he is a new creation; the old has passed away, and see, the new has come!" (2 Cor. 5:17)

@Otrips12 @CU_Jays_Truther You forgot Bruce

Knock knock

The typa shit that’s gonna go down in the stands of the Nebraska vs Iowa Sweet 16 game

@AuroraBlueQuinn @NebraskaMegan Probably right about the time some purple-haired dipshit decides to interfere with them doing their job.

Untrained ICE agents being deployed to airports to replace the defunded TSA was incredibly predictable. What’s next?

If this is true ? Greg McDermott is one of the great coaching minds in our business . Also one of the most respected and genuine guys in our @BIGEASTMBB Coaching ranks . We all admire him . @BluejayMBB

Sweet 16 coaches: Jon Scheyer Rick Pitino Tom Izzo Dan Hurley Ben McCollum Fred Hoiberg Brad Underwood Kelvin Sampson Tommy Lloyd John Calipari Sean Miller Matt Painter Dusty May Nate Oats Rick Barnes T.J. Otzelberger College basketball is a coaches game, folks. #MarchMadness

Bill Self is a whiny, crybaby bitch. #RockChalk #MarchMadness