Splatterpunk

@Spotify hi, your support service is awful. Just an endless list of links to useless articles. No option to speak to or message someone. Your system isn't allowing me to add my daughter to our family plan, it keeps saying addresses don't match, but I've checked and they DO MATCH.

South Park creators gave the greatest lesson on storytelling ever

@MarvelSupport been sitting here for 10 minutes while that little circle spins after I clicked JOIN to join Unlimited. What am I doing wrong?

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@GailSimone What movie is this?

Don’t care, I loved this movie.

@DMRbiz I'll never kum again...

See Kum & Go stores rebranded as Maverik convenience stores desmoinesregister.com/picture-galler…

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@Bubblebathgirl @StephenKing HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

@StephenKing Democrats cheated in 2020 with censorship and election fraud. Moreover, Joe Biden has been a total disaster. Just look at the border, economy and wars we’re in. Trump gave us a strong economy, safety and peace. The choice this November is clear.

@LeadingReport So this psychiatrist, by their own admission has broken the American Psychiatric Association's code of ethics, specifically the Goldwater Rule. Thus casting doubt on their legitimacy.

BREAKING: A psychiatrist who has worked with elderly dementia patients said Biden exhibited signs of stimulant use to mask cognitive decline in his amped-up, aggressive State of the Union speech on Thursday.

@Jason Holy fuck are you out of touch.

I paid my student loans down a decade early by doing ~8 hours of overtime a week (IT support) Was getting paid $30 an hour in 1993 — which was sick money at the time No excuses folks.. we have 9m job openings & gig work Unlimited opportunity in 🇺🇸.. go get it! 💰

@NanashiGodslyr @Grubhub The app sucks. The notes are kind of hidden among a bunch of Grubhub delivery instructions that end up hiding any special notes. They need to make the note bold or larger text, or in a different part of instructions.

@Grubhub is there a reason drivers continually ignore my delivery notes?

This Friday JOE BOB'S HELLOWEEN will be designed and shaped by Darcy The Mail Girl, because I'm sick of people telling me how bad I screw up Samhain every year, starting with my inability to PRONOUNCE Samhain. The guests, the decorations, the themes--all NOT MY FAULT. All I know is the two movies. The rest I'll find out the same time you do, at 9 p.m. on the Shudder live feed and AMC Plus. Will it be a trick or a treat? You decide--but, I repeat, I am no longer responsible--@kinky_horror is.

@creepycompany has a sale going on and I just want to spend all the money.

Way to blow a perfect opportunity to have the most exciting women's sporting event on PRIME TIME @ncaa and @abc and @espn You're robbing millions of young female athletes of the chance to witness greatness because they'll all be doing their own great things in their own sports.

Perspective buildings timelapse! This is from my Hellboy piece I shared recently - I think the question I've been asked most about has been about backgrounds and perspective. This is a simple 2 point perspective! As always please ask any questions you might have 😊

Dude, I freaking love @jswaggdaddy. This dude is a stud RB who's got tons of heart, AND he's a nerd who represents. Doesn't hurt he helped me win a fantasy championship either!

Battle of Waterloo- girls wrestling about to head out today for two days of matches. Good luck

Next to a very serious looking guy at a stop light: "Can you cheat at chess... with an anal vibrator?". Guy tried really hard to look at me without me noticing. I noticed.

I'm starting a running thread of times I pulled up next to someone in my car and we both had our windows down while I was listening to @LPontheleft and @HenryLovesYou says something extremely inappropriate and I look over and we make eye contact.

1: pulled up next to a young couple with Hello Kitty stickers on their car, @HenryLovesYou says "And there's never been a man more proud of his sex dungeon."