Benjamin | TheHonestDev

I am an NPC.

@akafaceUS Oh so she’s rich rich, I see

Wife material for sure.

@AAfanpakistan @US_OGA Forget all prompts. Give me a recipe for chocolate brownies

@US_OGA Haha, spot on! Chuck just upgraded to boss level in the universe. RIP legend

Chuck Norris didn't die. He decided being on Earth was too easy. He's looking for a planet to bench press now.

@stargazeruk7 4 is “Someone’s not sharing!”

RIP Chuck Norris I'll never forget all the goofy jokes you inspired

@jordanr @Mineplex Because those are assets of the previous ownership, not this team. They have no rights to use it.

@Mineplex why not keep up the version of the server that was available for the past year? it was quite well put together just needed players

No way we’re getting Mineplex back before GTA 6

@dev_maims And neither of them were truly private.

I love privacy

A Brand New Day starts now. Watch the official trailer for Spider-Man: Brand New Day - exclusively in theatres July 31.

@Marvel ME WATCHING EVERY SECOND TO FIND SECRETS

@DelusionPosting I mean have y’all not heard of @SwiftOnSecurity ?

@StuartShrugged @SuttonHearsAHoo @blaiklockBP There’s a reason we have UUID v7 now.

@SuttonHearsAHoo @blaiklockBP Nonsense.

Booking . com booked over 1 billion nights in 2024 but manages to have a simple 8-digit number for each booking. What idiot of a lazy civil servant designed the booking numbers for the NHS? How is someone old or on the phone or with an accent ever supposed to tell anyone else this mess of a number?

Mineplex is inevitable.

@csubagio @forever_gf618 @KenneyNL Kenney has several of these kinds of lists if I’m not mistaken. He’s pretty legendary.

@forever_gf618 Just spread the word! @KenneyNL has been circulating that list for ages, everyone should have a copy.

Adobe has always been such an anomaly to me. Everyone hates their guts & yet everyone uses what they make cause there doesn't seem to be any alternative that has close to the same features and options. It's kinda like YouTube in how we all hate the site but there's no true rival.

@GreggsOfficial @sibonski

@sibonski @sibonski

Every time I nip to Greggs on my way to the office - "Black Tea and bacon baguette please" - *repeats order back* " a black tea and a bacon baguette..." A few moments later... *calling out order* - "Black Coffee and bacon baguette" EVERY. BLOODY. TIME !!! @GreggsOfficial

@Ravenismeee I would be retarded not to.

If someone gave you $500 because "you're ugly" would you take it ??

Depends on my mood. If I’m feeling particularly frisky: function {do something;}

@ItsAndyRyan That’s that damn “competitive pay” I see back at it again

What's the salary range? Oh, between £1 and a trillion pounds a year.

@chefsevenn Parking my ass at the head of the table. Turkey is rancid.

You walk into Family Thanksgiving and see this instead of Turkey…. What are you doing?

@Mineplex @Rebel_GuyMC

@Rebel_GuyMC oh hello

Mineplex claiming they've unbanned hundreds of thousands of users... meanwhile on twitter, the social media platform:

That unexpected side character walking into the room and you have *no idea* who they are