jennifer ❥

Only @tanamongeau can make me watch a 40 minute storytime..

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

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Y’all need to let Snapchat go fr

being in college really just makes me wonder did y’all parents teach y’all shit? proper etiquette, cleanliness, manners, common courtesy?? like…anything at all???

i don’t want to BeReal i want to BeFingered

You've been speaking English your entire life but did you know that the words you speak are all created from 26 individual letters? Here are the 26 letters that you MUST know:

From age 20-50, read this:

everyone was freaking out when winona ryder shoplifted a cashmere marc jacobs sweater 20 years ago and now she’s the face of their brand for the second time since getting arrested. proof you should never stop shoplifting

my boss was like “people working from home are just pretending to work” and it’s like, dude, what do you think i’m doing in the office?

who pays for dinner (la scene edition)

Intimate friendship is better than making love with someone who does not understand the feelings of his partner

falling off from a close friendship that you thought would be forever is such a strange experience. like y ur energy feel like that now???

I don't know if you guys realize that there is now a (very famous) precedent for how saying publicly that you are a victim of domestic violence, without naming your abuser, is considered defamation

"Practice your Love Languages on yourself" Psychology Thread

THEY DO NOT PAY YOU ENOUGH TO BE STINGY WITH THE SAUCES I REPEAT THEY DO NOT PAY YOU ENOUGH TO BE STINGY WITH THE SAUCES

Tiktok is doing to NY what YouTube did to LA in 2009.

Peloton convinced rich people to pay $2000 for a bike AND to pay $20-$30 a month to use it. And still failed as a business

You may be hearing the argument that before the rise of modern commercial infant formula, babies all ate breastmilk and everything was great. As a historian of infant feeding, let me tell you why that’s not true.