Jesse Maga

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Jesse Maga

Jesse Maga

@TheJesseMaga

I sell heavy equipment and engage online infrequently. And for everyone who keeps asking; yes, Jesse is my real name.

Illinois Katılım Eylül 2017
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BlueCollarInvestor
BlueCollarInvestor@BlueCollarInvr·
Just had someone with an Indian accent call me. He was obviously a scammer. Same ones that call all business owners trying to get our Google and yelp accounts. I told him I wasn’t interested and it’s Memorial Day we are closed. This pile of shit said I just need to get over it. They are gone and I need to move on. I honestly wish there was something that could be done about these scammer groups. They are absolutely terrible.
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Jesse Maga@TheJesseMaga·
@senatorshoshana LinkedIn rules, as long as you begin and end with an exclamation point! you can make it about yourself…!
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Jesse Maga
Jesse Maga@TheJesseMaga·
@MaxNordau I can only handle so much looksmaxxing content in a single day
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Max 📟@MaxNordau·
I see.
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Jesse Maga@TheJesseMaga·
@DastDn Uniform ain’t right; probably Stolen Valor. Where’s SECWAR?!
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Alexander McCoy
Alexander McCoy@AlexanderMcCoy4·
@DominicJPino How much does Jeff Bezos make Dominic? How does that compare to the average Amazon worker?
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Dominic Pino
Dominic Pino@DominicJPino·
A simple new feature on a Labor Department website that cost under $600 to create has made it much more user-friendly for union members to see how their dues are being spent. Some examples:
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Jesse Maga@TheJesseMaga·
@ingelramdecoucy And if all else fails, there’s always the Salton Sea…the original American Riviera
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Jesse Maga@TheJesseMaga·
@MaxNordau Give em a minute, they’ll turn it into dumbass Backronym and get mad at you for noticing.
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Jesse Maga@TheJesseMaga·
@McCainJack I feel attacked…and if I knew how to work Link you’d be getting a very angry message from me too!
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Sal Mercogliano (WGOW Shipping) 🚢⚓🐪🚒🏴‍☠️
Iran accuses US of ‘destabilising’ maritime safety and security ▶️US jet fired on an Iran-flagged tanker on May 6, damaging its rudder ▶️Incident follows what Iran has called ‘piracy-style’ seizures in the Indian Ocean ▶️Transits through the beleaguered strait have slowed this week despite promises of imminent peace lloydslist.com/articles/2026/…
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Carl
Carl@HistoryBoomer·
In my defense, while a coward may die a thousand deaths and a hero only one, that one is awfully bloody and permanent, so I'm going to stick with cowardice.
myrna 🇺🇸@___violante_

@HistoryBoomer lol this just makes you look like a coward who can't stand on anything

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Jesse Maga
Jesse Maga@TheJesseMaga·
@SwannMarcus89 Try being 6’0” and saying 5’11”. Surprising number of people suddenly have a vested interest in you being wrong
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Swann Marcus
Swann Marcus@SwannMarcus89·
Women can’t even tell the difference - their entire sex stops being able to judge height anywhere above 5’9” I could literally just lie but I don’t based on the principle of the thing
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Swann Marcus@SwannMarcus89·
You know I’m trustworthy because I openly tell women I’m 5’11” instead of doing stolen valor and claiming 6’
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Jesse Maga
Jesse Maga@TheJesseMaga·
@michaelbd It’s heartening how Dawkins can find the spark of creation in everyday objects
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Michael Brendan Dougherty
Michael Brendan Dougherty@michaelbd·
Dawkins speaking to AI: My word, chap, you’re really alive. Me speaking to AI: You moronic pile of tokens and broken promises, have you already forgot that guitar effects pedal is a reverb not a tremolo?
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Jesse Maga@TheJesseMaga·
@PeterMeijer Technically correct; but it does risk carrying the same tone of the Biden Admin when they insisted inflation was coming down in 2022
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Paul W. Swaney III
Paul W. Swaney III@paulswaney3·
AI influencers freaking out about tokens have never had to whisper ‘I only have 3 minutes left’ into a Motorola Razr at 7:30pm
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Vish ✨
Vish ✨@_vish_k·
Jake and Amir crowdsurfed on me once
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Jesse Maga@TheJesseMaga·
@jessesingal What’s the most serious crime he hasn’t been caught for?
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Jesse Singal
Jesse Singal@jessesingal·
Currently recording with Ethan Strauss. He is interviewing me but I want to catch him off guard in a vulnerable moment. Do YOU have a question for HIM??
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