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Democrats in Congress are intentionally inflicting this pain on American travelers and federal workers by keeping the Department of Homeland Security shutdown. It’s awful and indefensible.

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The U.S. military is decimating the terrorist Iranian regime: “So far, we’ve struck over 8,000 military targets, including 130 Iranian vessels – constituting the largest elimination of a navy over a three-week period since World War II.” - Admiral Cooper

@WhiteHouse “Just for fun…”

Making America and the world safer and more secure.

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Since Day One of Operation Epic Fury, President Trump clearly outlined the U.S. Military’s objectives to end the threat of the Iranian terrorist regime. The President and the Pentagon predicted it would take approximately 4-6 weeks to achieve this mission. Tomorrow marks week 3 - and the U.S. Armed Forces are doing an exceptional job. Day by day, the Iranian Regime is being crippled, and their ability to threaten the United States and our allies is being significantly weakened. As always, President Trump is laser focused on one thing: total and complete VICTORY.

@ElijahSchaffer “Just for fun…”

Thank you Trump for letting me into your home for parties the last few years Thank you for inviting me to attend the announcement of your 2024 campaign at your home Thank you for dropping my J6 wire tapping investigation But the Iran War is a line too far. I'm done w/ MAGA

@LindseyGrahamSC “Just for fun…”

A message to the Anti-America Never-Trump protesters for tomorrow.

@BenMillerise @fundrise LFG Ben! What a great start! As a “little guy” I can only speak for myself…this entire process has been as enlightening as it has been profitable. I believe in the mission of democratizing opportunities and I know of no simpler way to gain this type of exposure…

In 2011, I pitched a top securities attorney in New York on democratizing investing. After hearing me list all of the ways I believed retail investors were disadvantaged by the financial system, he just looked at me and said: “Why would you bother with the little guy?” Today, 15 later, we’re listing the @fundrise Innovation Fund on the NYSE under the ticker $VCX. The financial system has a structural problem that most people can feel but few can name. The most valuable private technology companies are worth hundreds of billions, even over a trillion dollars, and they’ve never gone public. The wealth creation that used to flow through public markets—enabling everyone to participate—now happens behind a wall that excludes everyday investors. AI compounds the urgency. The companies building the most transformative technology in a generation are growing at rates we’ve never seen before, and the gap between who owns that growth and who benefits from it widens every quarter. We started working on the Fundrise Innovation Fund in 2021 to test whether a public venture capital fund could work. Over 100,000 investors now own a portfolio concentrated in the leading private AI and technology companies, making VCX one of the largest funds of its kind to ever list on a major exchange. No accredited investor requirement. Now available in any brokerage account. When that attorney asked me why I’d bother with the little guy, I told him: because they’re getting screwed! But I believe today marks another step in building a better financial system for the individual investor. Onward

@sohailprasad @BenMillerise All 100,000 got a vote…

@BenMillerise .@benmillerise “Why would you bother with the little guy?” Great question. Maybe start by not locking 100,000 of them out of their own shares for 6 months to manipulate the float. Actions > words.

@hcksqtjimduggan Paced, means he wont show up in court, so it will be thrown out

Thanks to the boys in blue for keeping Nashville safe!

@KristiNoem Ha, then you got yourself deported to a desk in Central America…Make sure you bring your own water and mosquito nets…

Ten straight months of ZERO illegal aliens released at the border. President Trump promised to secure the Border, and that is a promise we delivered. We have the most secure border in American history. Our borders are CLOSED to lawbreakers.

@townhallcom @grok who is this Pepe the president was referring to?

POTUS says the U.S. COULD open the Strait of Hormuz now, but it takes two to tango. His Analogy: "When Pepe has his big sugar ships coming through, he might say let me wait a little while, because it takes ship owners [to feel confident]. The ships are very expensive so they don't want to take a chance."

@timburchett @AGPamBondi We voted for Esptein arrests

This is what I voted for @AGPamBondi

@FBIDirectorKash @FBI @TheJusticeDept How many Epstein arrests today Shrimp?

This @FBI and our partners at @TheJusticeDept will continue tracking down criminal actors with Antifa and dismantling their operations and funding networks

@USDS Talk about an epic failure to acheive the objectives in which you were hired

Attaboy

@AGPamBondi @TheJusticeDept @POTUS How many Epstein arrest Pammy?

Today @TheJusticeDept secured convictions on terrorism charges for 9 members of Antifa who attacked an ICE facility in Texas. Antifa is a domestic terrorism organization. The left has let them flourish — under @POTUS Trump we are putting them in jail. justice.gov/usao-ndtx/pr/a…

@AGPamBondi @POTUS Your going to to jail Pammy

Soft-on-crime policies cost lives. The man who allegedly sold the illegal gun used in the Old Dominion University shooting had a history of selling illegal guns that were later used in crimes — but Biden’s DOJ wouldn’t prosecute him. @POTUS Trump’s DOJ is bringing charges.

@FBIDirectorKash @FBILouisville How many Epstein arrests today squirt?

35 years in prison. Well done, @FBILouisville.

@mattgaetz Yes, paying minors for sex is outrageous…thanks for reminding us

Outrageous

@SenRickScott @tedcruz Amen asshole

100% right, @TedCruz.

Republicans have the White House and the majorities in Congress. We can’t waste this opportunity to protect the American Dream! After we pass the SAVE America Act, here’s what we ought to focus on next ⬇️