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@Artemisfornow @PossesedFrisk This is reality I'm afraid.

Brilliant! Britain’s answer to Rape and domestic abuse … is to electronically tag the VICTIMS! That way we won’t need prison at all 🤡 I swear I’m in an alternate universe.

“Time to watch that Witcher anime.”

@ChibiReviews Why would anyone want that?

Mr Beast has offered to fund a complete Naruto Anime Remake

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

@Miilfywayz I thought that was shit for a second ngl.

beeeg cookie 🍪🤎

Literally my dad

I remember when I was younger I could play Halo or Mass Effect for like 10 freaking hours. Now I’m lucky if I play a game for 2 or 3 hours. 😭

@memeslich A girlfriend who loves you beats a grill friend who can cook ngl.

choose wisely

I’m convinced you’d have to be a lobotomized 8 year old to be able to watch this

@JNXED_BLADE28 Now the question is, is Blade practising posing, or is Blade practising drawing Blade posing?

pose practice

@skumWgmi This is the new reality.

CORRECT ME IF I'M WRONG BUT, I turn 27 this year and I have realised , as a man, no one cares about you. Not your wife. Not your family. Not your friends. Not your workmates. Nobody. People act like they care, but deep down, they don't. Youare on your own. Always on your own.

@MadameKomakusa @anime_daily @senukin69

@anime_daily @senukin69 Eldritch isn't a noun. Its a descriptive term. Should be My coworker is an Eldritch abomination, an Eldritch Horror, an Eldritch nerd, an Eldritch chiropractor. Alternatively, they could simply write "My coworker is Eldritch" or just "My Eldritch coworker"

Your co-worker isn't human... animation by @senukin69

@basedbinkie He has my shirt.

I’ll see you again one day my precious little old man, how lucky I was to have you

@S3rena_Nici I never knew ghost was so popular with women till I saw all the ai chat bots lol

For the hotties not using TikTok anymore for REASONS my friend has just informed me they’re shipping Sailor Moon AND GHOST FROM CALL OF DUTY over there I’m obsessed

this traffic lady I see almost every day randomly pointed & told me “that’s my fiancé over there, he doesn’t know it yet but he’s going to marry me when he grows up” and pointed to a 4 year old kid 💔 SHE IS LIKE 70

@xXAutumnIvyXx I think it's cannon female preds are bigger than the males.

Hear me out-

@ShamashAran @LibertarianG0th Too short?

@LibertarianG0th IT looks like a chunky too-short dildo

Ain’t she beautiful!! 🤩 Looks like a pink handled lightsaber.

@LucyPyre_ Was this a three kingdoms/dynasty warriors reference?

if you ever play league of legends you permanently lose the mandate of heaven