Size Of A Chaffinch

@PirateArchitect It's crank puller for bicycle crank arms

New tool day, can you guess what it is? No prizes, you can just revel in satisfaction and achievement

@GeorgeCochrane1 Tu peux amarrer là, mon pote.

How do you say it in French? #FrenchCarFriday

@_ellaru 💯

Facts about men that don’t like birthdays: - They are low maintenance - They like being alone - They’re used to making themselves happy - They measure life in progress and not dates. - They pour into others more than they receive. - They don’t like drama.

@stephaniemain2 Malibu (white rum & coconut) For some reason I thought it was sensible to mix it with milk and have it on my Corn Flakes as a 'morning after' (hair of the dog) type remedy 🤮

Oh vodka for me...what's yours?

@ColeFusionHQ A fella who was a good 15 years older than everyone else in the office was simply called 'Old Bloke'

British nicknames are an unregulated industry. a 5'6 tradesman called Anthony is professionally known as Shetland Tony. a man who lost an eye is called Keth. a quiet man wore a yellow jumper once and became Mumblebee. what's the best nickname you've ever heard

@ColeFusionHQ I had a bloke who worked for me whose name was Garry, and who was bald... after a couple of weeks he was only known as biscuit

@oaksandlions Leigh Toaster

Did you know Britain produces over 750 varieties of cheese? From Cheddar in Somerset, to Stilton in the Midlands, to Wensleydale in Yorkshire. They are regional products shaped over centuries, each tied to landscape, climate, and local skill. Standards. Craft. Continuity. What’s your go-to British cheese? #BritishFood #MadeInBritain #Cheese

@GAltringham Haven't seen it in 20+ years, but I recall that I did enjoy seeing it...will now go on the list to watch again...soon

Ok Film X. I got another question for you. What's your brutally honest opinion on the movie below? Do you love it, hate it, or are you on the fence? Falling Down (1993) Dir. Joel Schumacher 😃🙄😡 What do you think?

@HannahIamthest1 Now go and ask the shop assistant for a Long Stand

55 years on from being sent to find these, the holy grail of tasks!! My mission is complete having finally found these b'ds! Never Give Up, Never Give In, No Surrender… 👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻😉🤣🤣🤣

@GinieSigonney It was a niche comment about two British aircraft known for their low altitude flight performance. I'm glad you liked it

@GinieSigonney It's a Blackburn Buccaneer *Photo taken from a Canberra

Do you recognize this aircraft ? 😉 . . . 📷©️credit reserved to the author

@CatboyMeowz @ProtonInspector The memories of mounting, unmounting and lugging huge disk cases around are flooding back...

@ProtonInspector It's a stack of disk packs which themselves were stacks of hard disks, they were used as a removable storage device back in the 70s/80s and usually kept databases. It's a shame noone remembers what they are nowadays cause they're a neat part of history

Wait what the hell is the right?

@learning_yohei In both countries, the spoken words sound the same (regional accents aside). Only the spelling differs. I’ve worked with Americans daily for 25+ years; once we both realised the spelling differences, it was never mentioned again.

As a Japanese person learning English, which one should I write?😵‍💫

@kazzaloveslife The Doofer or the Podger

What do you call the ‘remote’ in your house? We call it a hoof 😆

USA : "Maybe we'll just take ALL OUR TROOPS out of the UK." Us ...

@visitnorthyork Try to avoid the tourists

What's your favourite thing to do when visiting York?

@N0TINSERVICE I don't see the problem here? This is quite normal.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@AutoPap It reminds me of an Alfa Romeo from the rear I don't like the rear light clusters, they remind me of the 2 series The target demographic are company fleet, salary sacrifice, and PCP drivers. These days BMW wants to shift quantity

Anyone who's my age will probably look at this and wince. However we're not the demographic BMW are appealing to anymore. Do the younger people on here like it?

@BestOfUKComedy Still am a fan "Those temporary traffic lights.....top end of Piper Street, past McVities, up to the bank on Birdhall Lane. There's talk it's all going to be one way now" @EarlyDoorsClips

Who was a fan of Early Doors? 🍻

@Mikehomeseller Tears For Fears

If you could only pick one, which would you take? #mikesquestions