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The Delusional Gentleman

@TheMadGargoyle

Disappointing my family one tweet at a time.

Virginia Katılım Mart 2009
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The Delusional Gentleman
The Delusional Gentleman@TheMadGargoyle·
My wife tells me I'm the best thing to ever happen to her. Boy, has she had a crappy existence.
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IntellectualDorkWeb@Intel_Dork·
The last time I had faith in the news was when it was with Huey Lewis
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The Delusional Gentleman@TheMadGargoyle·
I miss interacting with 10-15 accounts on here. They always make me laugh but my feed is a nightmare. I just can't deal with it. I'll keep checking in to see if it changes.
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🇺🇸 HG Unbridled 🇺🇸
Chuck Norris admitted to using stunt doubles but only for the crying parts. Chuck doesn't guest star, he guest kicks! 😆🥋🦵🏻
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The Delusional Gentleman@TheMadGargoyle·
@iowahawkblog Saw them in concert at a smaller venue. Great show until they went on a political rant. Then I lost interest. I don't go to concerts for opinions, I go for music.
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DJB
DJB@Skinwalker5110·
Day drinking is dangerous. One minute you're eating breakfast and then the next you're sending a, "you up?" text at 2:30pm.
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Kip Conlon
Kip Conlon@kipconlon·
You can't have it both ways. I'm either a bad listener or that other thing you said.
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Lori
Lori@Cornjerker78·
“What’s in your potato salad?” Me: I skipped a few steps “So what’s in it?” Me: tater tots
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Hard Pass
Hard Pass@HardPass4·
Range time.
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Not Jerome Powell
Not Jerome Powell@alifarhat79·
Not Jerome Powell tweet media
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Kristen
Kristen@Kica333·
Me: Please print the document with black ink only. Printer: We need cyan.
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Ali Spagnola
Ali Spagnola@alispagnola·
9 Weeks to improve my vertical jump... Did this weird style of training work?
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meghan
meghan@deloisivete·
No one: My 8yo: have you ever heard of this language called pork latin
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