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VOD reviewing my tweets with my parents

@FeelLikeMafe If he maintains anything near this past seasons performance, I'm fine with him being our guy for a decade. We can capitalize on this success so much with how JS has built this roster.

Is it crazy to believe I think Sam Darnold could be even better next season.

@yalltitanup Mina Kimes is a top 0.01% analyst. I'm blocking you so I never have to see your ass again.

How is this chick a lead ESPN NFL analyst?

@lilstiick @bernhardsson @vhs0 Finland isn't Scandinavian anyhow, not a mutually intelligible language either with the Scandinavian languages either. Alas, Finland was already lost🙂‍↕️

@bernhardsson @vhs0 Aaaand you lost sweden and finland

My newest stupid idea is we should merge the Scandinavian languages. Let’s invent a new one that’s basically the average language. Mandate that it’s used for all public broadcasts. People would learn it in a few months. 25M speakers.

@WH1TEBI7ON This list is so horrible that I'm blocking you for it. I never want to see a sports take of yours cross my TL ever again. Goodbye.

NFL all time franchise rankings

@rosiekennedyxx I'm blocking you for this take. Goodbye.

Nobody fell off harder than the hammerhead shark. Was a top shark for me as a kid and now completely obsolete in media and conversation.

@birdmoder That's very wild and very beast mode of you

I think it’s so funny how I can just randomly drop the Aspen-lore that I knew Charlie Kirk’s shooter decently well-since we were at the same high school at the same time and had a bunch of classes together

@EricBaudour @100PercentEat Linus tech tips but for fast food

@100PercentEat The last picture is real

Our Heroes are back at ~Taco~Cabana~ (which was good 20 years ago) to try the Flamin Hot Cheetos Fiery menu. Is this red goop worth it? You probably already know this is a Nick Pick. New 100% Eat is out now.

Kash Patel with his very own Pedophile 9's

@BengalYouTube Welcome, Bengal, to the Seattle Mariners factory of sadness and disappointment

My MLB franchise this year is NOT the: Minnesota Twins Chicago White Sox Colorado Rockies Cincinnati Reds Pittsburgh Pirates Kansas City Royals Tampa Bay Rays Cleveland Guardians Arizona Diamondbacks New York Yankees New York Mets Boston Red Sox Baltimore Orioles Toronto BlueJ

@silkysxn If we weren't gonna pay Walker, we sure as hell weren't gonna pay one of those other guys. Solid option, but I expect us to look to the draft for RB(s).

Same market that had Rico, K9, Etienne, Joe Mixon… Any positives here I may be missing?

@FBallAnalysisYT Luckily your division has Kylers best receiver still (Coby Bryant). Expect an elite connection between the two to continue to develop!

Just watched a season where my teams quarterbacks cumulatively threw 18 touchdowns to 21 interceptions and my quarterback became the biggest NFL meme in the last 10 years Needless to say it’ll be pretty easy to talk myself into Kyler Murray

@new_era72 K1 to Coby connection alive and well! Can't wait to see their chemistry develop over the next coming years!

Yall forgot who’s in the same division again omg 😭😭😭

slay the spire is so back

@new_era72 Shaheed return for TD against the 49ers

2025 Seahawks Season Grid, Day 1. What was the best moment of the 2025 season? Most liked reply/quote wins, voting closes in 24 hours

@BandoKnowsBall Ew, cringe AI

I’ve never done this before so i was curious… I asked AI to write me a paragraph as a Seahawks fan who doesn’t want us to sign Jennings 😭 Grok cooked ngl.

As a die-hard Seahawks fan, there's no way in hell I'd ever want the team to sign Jauan Jennings. The guy's a straight-up clown from the 49ers, our biggest division rival, and he's spent years running his mouth and stirring up beef specifically with us—like that "Can't wait, that's who we wanted" trash talk when he found out the Niners were facing Seattle in the playoffs, which our team even used as bulletin-board material in meetings. He's got a rep for pushing guys into the sideline (remember when he blocked one of our players out of bounds and sparked a scrap?), talks crazy on the field, and gets into scuffles left and right, from low-blow responses to fines for post-game punches. Bringing that kind of volatile, rival-fueled drama into the locker room would be toxic—especially when we've moved away from high-maintenance personalities lately. We'd be handing a loudmouth enemy a Seahawks jersey and pretending the NFC West hatred doesn't exist. Hard pass; let him sign somewhere else and try to ring chase. Keep hating him from afar. Go Hawks.

@Eman7Nick You really did it man, congratulations! We all know y'all can do it again 🫡

We really won da bowl

@dew3ycat Now that's a hefty burgering

one Dew Burger coming right up! 🍔

@RiotDucke @Spideraxe30 In the Red Envelope augment, when hovered, Lethality is misspelled as "Lehtality"

We just fired off a Micropatch fix for the Augment panel appearing when you leveled up. No more mid-fight surprise scares. Let us know if you are still encountering this issue in future games.

@stoolpresidente 100 games and you would lose 95. Shut your dumbass up, you Trump goblin

I haven’t stopped thinking about the Super Bowl and I just gotta say something. If we play them 100 times I think we win 46 of them.

@DumbsYT Getting crunk off the coop pear flavored sparkling water because novelle is too expensive

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