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You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself join Falcons

why’d he post a big orange bubble that looks like it’s gunna pop wtf

why am I supposed to be impressed that a robot can run a half marathon faster than a human? ok, a toyota corolla can do that too. do you actually understand why sports are exciting?

Say what you want about Rogan but you gotta admit it’s pretty impressive to be a spineless little bitch who stands for nothing

A message for all you people leaving MAGA - Fuck You. It wasn’t the “Grab ‘em by the pussy”, It wasn’t the mocking of a disabled person, It wasn’t the thousands of lies, It wasn’t the $130,000. 00 Porn Star Payout. It wasn’t the rest of the infidelity, It wasn’t the 34 felony convictions, It wasn’t the 400 million dollar jet from Qatar, It wasn’t the withholding of federal funds to Blue States devastated by wild fires, hurricanes and tornadoes. It wasn’t the Americans killed and deported, It wasn’t the illegal wars started without Congressional approval. It wasn’t the 160 school girls he murdered with a Tomahawk Missile. It wasn’t the Children He Raped. It was a fucking AI picture that drove you over the edge. I will never forgive you. I will never forget who you are. You are, and always will be a Trump supporter. Read the list again. You Are Shit.

It’s kind of funny that there’s just an island where u get murdered if u go there but we protect the murderers from repercussions because they are a protected people I’m talking about Epstein island of course but this sentinel island shit is pretty whack I’ll look into it

u can tell he wasnt really feeling that bar about fat people 😭😭

glancing desperately at the audience for approval as he says it

minecrafters have invented high-altitude indiscriminate chemical carpet bombing and high-speed rail in the same update.

@Knutspild 💀

Norwegian politicians

Guy who's more desperate to be liked than anyone else in history:

Whenever the stock market reacts in a way that does not make sense, I come back and read this

I don’t know a single person who has a more clear pathological obsession over being liked by everyone than Elon Musk

Guy who has that more than anyone on earth

when you like too many cuck porn tweets and the algorithm suddenly thinks you're right wing

Americans after finding that a group of fish is called 'school'

If we’re taking sides… I’m on the side of the Pope. And I’m an atheist.

The richest man in the world… Robin Hood 😭😭 Is bro even literate?