Matt Groll

@japan_nobunaga All I know is it would be difficult to live in south Texas without it.

@TheMattGroll なるほど、冷気を生み出す技もまた、かの地の民には欠かせぬ鍛錬の道具とござるか。

USA. Summer. It is 95 degrees outside, and I am shivering inside a sandwich shop. I have discovered how Americans forge strong souls. Outside, the sun is trying to kill everyone. Inside this small restaurant, it is winter. My breath does not fog, but it is thinking about it. A man near me is eating a cold sandwich while wearing a jacket. In summer. Indoors. In Japan we would simply turn it down. Americans do not turn it down. And now I understand them better than they understand themselves. This cold is not an accident. This cold is a gift. The owner has built, inside his shop, a second season. He invites you in from the brutal heat and hands you the one thing the sun has denied you all day: a reason to be cold. To endure it is to be tempered. You walk in soft and sweating. You walk out sharp and clear, a slightly stronger person than you were. So I did not complain. I removed my outer layer and offered it to the woman at the next table, who was hugging herself. She said, "Oh, no, I'm fine, thank you." She was not fine. Her lips were blue. But she, too, understood the training. She would not break first. I respected her deeply. The owner asked if everything was okay. "It is perfect," I said, through my teeth, which were chattering. "Thank you for the winter." He said, "...I can turn the AC down if you want?" I told him no. A man does not ask the mountain to be shorter. I stayed two hours. I ordered a hot coffee to survive. Then a second one, to hold. By the end I could no longer feel my hands, but my spirit had never been clearer. So now, on the hottest days, I seek out the coldest rooms. I sit. I shiver. I sharpen. And when I finally step back out into the summer heat, and it wraps around me like a warm bath, I feel it. Reborn. A man who has survived the winter, in August, indoors, for the price of a sandwich.

Can't believe it’s already June . Time flies when you work everyday of your fucking life

@Awk20000 Is that also the guy that plays keys for Pomplamoose?

Patreon CEO Jack Conte delivers a message to Bricks & Minifigs after they sent an official takedown request for Reckless Ben’s videos “We have in fact unfortunately determined that Bricks & Minifigs can stuff it, we’re keeping Ben’s page up” (Via JackConteExtras on YT)

Jim Carrey should play George Jones

sucks ass, should be a skull with knives behind it so the aliens know what the fuck is up

There was a 40 year period in history when samurai, pirates, and cowboys all technically existed at the same time.

Okay we need to let Marlboro start running ads again

dudes used to just hand you particles

@MarioNawfal That’s pretty sick work by the artist(s) who created the costume.

🇺🇸 What the hell is wrong with Heidi Klum? Is this a competition to see who looks more ridiculous?

Product idea: Add nicotine to this

Took spring cleaning seriously and ordered a 15 yard roll off container. Filled that bitch up in two days.

@MegaBasedChad well they told us society would collapse so when it didn’t we were like “yeah, okay this makes sense too I guess”

@OBEY_126 @sapota_sub Throw me a recommendation brah

@TheMattGroll @sapota_sub Their whisky is really good 👍

Brisket sushi. U.S.-Japan Alliance.

@RichOToole What kinda rage bait is this

Delete Your Account

@OBEY_126 @sapota_sub I think the gears are already in motion

@sapota_sub @TheMattGroll Bro, Japan needs to get into the American 🇺🇸 smoking BBQ 🍖 culture. I bet the results would be fire 🔥.

Greeks 205 is so good. Rockefeller shrimp and Steak Tidbits