Chadson

The bar when I arrive:

@nullpointered that's right

They were calling me a performative male yesterday for reading Moby Dick on the beach

I noticed your tweets weren't fun or interesting today. That everything you tweeted seemed forced and extremely unfunny. Is everything okay?

@WokeDon to be clear, I didn't care. it did not matter to me what happened.

@Chadson Nooooooo

at the bar yesterday I knew I had to root for Argentina because of how everyone at a bar in Seattle was rooting for Spain

@SCHIZO_FREQ the only caveat is that metro is allowed to open fire on you for fence crossing.

Las Vegas is actually a very walkable city if you are willing to climb over like 2 small fences per trip. If you let fences stop you the same trip will take 3 hours though

@tamedmustache I don't have a vacuum, we have cleaners.

huge spider in the office men's room so I think it's time to clock out for the day.

@mikeviola deafening silence in the face of such a profound question

@Chadson When women are menaced by a spider, they call a man But who can men call when they are menaced by a spider???

Furious, raging uncontrollably at people asking me to do my job. Fucking unbelievable. What the fuck?

@hypergameme That's what I said to the judge, yeah.

@Chadson Does the c suite have no room for whimsy?

Life hack: commit fraud. it’s okay! perjure yourself.

@hypergameme I'm just saying people should be silly and have fun again. You know?

@Chadson It’s only fraud if it’s material

@BacardiCapital tendies put hair on your chest though

Why as a man are you ordering boneless wings

One thing I have noticed about billionaires is that their advice is often only relevant to someone who has around one billion united states dollars

May I show you this bird?

The kind of ass microsoft teams messages are composed about

After three days of drinking everyone gets a little autistic with it.

I’m telling you. It’s all slop.

@generic_void yes!

@Chadson is it… is it on fire too?

While you were at the beach I studied the blade

@cheafofstaff real

Gas station attendants here are running their own cluster

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