Matthew Bland

@CNN What's good for the goose is good for the gander.

Former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani is in critical but stable condition in the hospital, his spokesperson says cnn.it/4cN1GbR

@SpursOfficial @CheapPanini Go on!

Up the Spurs! 🫶

@AlasdairGold FIRE UP THE YOUTUBE ALASDAIR!

Back to back wins for Tottenham Hotspur just when they needed them.

@Billie_T Next season. The French U21 double up with Odobert.

Tel, my boy

@aboveaveragefpl You best believe none of us are in any sort of state of relaxation yet, of course!

YEssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!

@davina_thfc Standard Premium?

Villa Park bound 🚂

If you’re having a bad Gameweek, or bad season, don’t worry, I’ve literally just heard that things can only get better.

@NoContextBrits I learned via this video that the Opera House was built via a lottery system (and that there was Australian Pounds) youtu.be/Uo7DhjrPIpE?si…

@LSW1957 @afneil Copy the link into archive.ph and it'll remove the paywall.

@afneil Andrew I want to read your articles but I refuse to pay to read them, people don't have money to spend on reading articles.☹️

Overwhelmingly, working people do not vote Labour. As you will find out on May 7th. Maybe welfare recipients do, since you are now the self-styled Welfare Party. Though most of them don’t vote, as you will find out again on May 7th #headingforathumping.

@Lilywhite_Rose @Footy_Headlines It looks like pyjamas.

Thoughts on the #thfc 26-27 Third Kit Prediction? @Footy_Headlines

@aboveaveragefpl @OfficialFPL @LaurensJulien

I feel like @OfficialFPL have done @LaurensJulien dirty here 😂

🔵🔜WATCH LIVE: Reform UK leader Nigel Farage talks to BBC Radio London ahead of the local elections bbc.co.uk/news/live/c62e…

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🚨JUST IN: Kid Rock addresses The Pentagon on the Strait of Hormuz.

@georgebann Wow. Although, at the same time, I'm a bit more meh about this one... Tel on the right, Richarlison on the left? Eek.

Kolo Muani the next Spurs player to have picked up an injury. Likely a few weeks out. Staggering

US attorney general says Correspondents' Dinner shooting suspect appeared to be targeting Trump officials "likely including the president" bbc.in/4tJlYsL

@BakerFPL343 Roefs over Raya here. Good god.

Switched MGW to Mbeumo cos I had so much team value

@FPL_Harry There's *got* to be a better option than Declan Rice, right?

What is your biggest dilemma this week?

@FPL_Harry Full Spurs, Porro and Danso!

Still deciding on Mavropanos vs Porro. Porro has a 33% chance of an attacking return according to the bookies and a 34% chance of a clean sheet. Mavropanos is lower on both, but has DEFCON, and does not play for Spurs...

@FPL_Harry Almost certainly Solanke.

Cannot believe I am about to ask this... However, if Spurs get a pen, do we think Solanke or Xavi will take it?