Michael Mett

@Boroandthat Oh wicky your so fine, your so fine you blow my mind hey wicky!

Raphael Wicky anyone?

@LuggasS04 @Gareth230591 @nocontextfm1 Or just play with whoever you want Gareth and enjoy 👊🏻

@Gareth230591 @nocontextfm1 Try a save with schalke or something where you have 500k and need to bring them back to glory

Who is the most signed player so far on Football Manager 2026, do you think?

@rob_fletcher_ That jacket 🔥 👌

5 in 5 coming up… #UTB

@DomShawEcho @Boropolis Seen him in the car park with sliders on 20 mins before kick off - hes gone. Get rid and spend the money elsewhere. Initially I was sceptical, but Jones more than covered up today. Cash in and move on

Transfer wise, no change with VDB as things stand. Absence today a combination of lack of training in recent weeks and obvious uncertainty surrounding his #Boro future

@Boro Insane today 👊🏻

A message from Alfie 📲

@KameronBennett Gaviscon

What’s your drink of choice with this plate?

@SkySportsNews No fancy contributing to the one you were playing for this season though?

Sky Sports News understands Jamie Vardy does not want to play for a Championship club after leaving Leicester and believes he can still contribute to a Premier League team 🚨

@MatthewSoakell Could be a laugh Saturday that 🤣 you back up here for it or?

@TheMettski It could be worse matey… 😂

Horrendous mentality. Time for someone else to have a go for me now

@craig_johns Sell sell sell. Can’t get him on the pitch. Time to go

Riley McGree picked up a knock in training, which is why he's absent today. No word yet on severity. Can't help but feel sorry for him. His luck with injury in the last two years has been horrendous #Boro gazettelive.co.uk/sport/football…

@UtdFaithfuls Because he’s shite

GARNACHO HOW DID YOU NOT SCORE THIS TO FINISH THE GAME OFF??? 😫😫 GOOD WORK, THOUGH!!

'Help us save our Storm': Family facing £18k vet bill as 'playful' dog battles for his life gazettelive.co.uk/news/teesside-…

Storm needs our help. He's had life saving surgery that we his family can't fully afford. If anyone could be kind enough to donate anything they can or share our cause far and wide it would be massively appreciated. ❤⛈ gofund.me/d081b096

@boro_al Horrific pal

@TheMettski We weren’t even that good…

Talk your way out of that one Carrick. Absolutely useless

@TheTeessiders Can’t listen to Carrick’s nonsense anymore. Bores me to death. Another body in the middle of the pitch is needed to plug the gaps - I don’t know why he can’t see it! Ayling a fucking million miles off it

FT Thoughts? 👇

@Boropolis I always remember being linked with Roudolphe Douala and Rob Hulse

Following the Glen Kamara link this morning… Who’s one player that Boro have always been linked with but never actually signed? ✍️ #Boro | #UTB

@bitstarz @mhealy90

“How’s the gambling session going?” Me: x.com/lfcjames1892/s…

@luketollervey @mhealy90

Get a good night sleep precious, See you tomorrow…

@HumansNoContext @mhealy90

Dude really documented all his elevator farts