Michael Healy

Unai Emery is probably going to win the Europa League with Sevilla, Villarreal and Aston Villa. That’s like some kind of Football Manager save goal to succeed with all the teams with “Villa” in.

10 years later, same applies @robbiemustoe #Boro #UTB #UTFB

𝐖𝐄 𝐒𝐇𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐁𝐄. The countdown is on. Let’s give it everything, together.

Ooh look at me, I’m Brentford and I’m gonna help Spurs and ruin the whole country’s fun just so we can qualify for Europe. Grow up.

When i break into somebody's house but they're watching PSG vs Bayern Munich

Cut back 😂

I love Hellberg but we have to stop players completely out of position, Malanda is not CDM, and Browne isn’t a right winger,

He is the most insufferable, performative cunt in the English Premier League. The over exaggerated speaking so that everyone knows exactly what he is saying is pathetic. Weirdo bastard.

That’s a suspicious number of Kit Kats!

Roy Hodgson: The first man to manage both Ronaldo and Delano Burgzorg

XG is for people who wait for the green man at 3am when there are no vehicles on the road.

@todayyearsold @markhealy92

Wait til you hear about mashed potatoes

@markhealy92 @Dailymiddlearth 😂😂😂

@Dailymiddlearth @mhealy90

LOTR: But the Uruk-hai with normal voices. 😂

Nuno was sacked by Forest after losing to West Ham. He could now be sacked by West Ham after losing to Forest. In the same season.

What the fuck is a Malanda and why is he playing like prime Van Dijk #saintsfc

wow they actually stopped the boats whats ye da gonna waffle on about now

Today is the 4th anniversary of the #F1xed #AbuDhabiScandal. Hamilton dominated the race, but the race director broke the rules to illegally restart after a late safety car, gifting what should have been Lewis’s 8th WDC to Verstappen. Never forget. Never let THEM forget. #F1

26.4k a year for minimum wage 40 hours a week. Teaching salary is 30k a year to start with. So you’re telling me I have to go to university for 4 years to then start off on a salary 3.6k more than someone who works at Tesco? That makes sense…

Cloudflare uses lava lamps for their encryption. No, I am not kidding. In their San Francisco office, Cloudflare has a wall filled with lava lamps with cameras pointed at them 24/7. At random intervals, a picture is taken, and that image is sent to the Cloudflare servers. That is then turned into a series of numbers that is then turned into an encryption key. You're probably wondering "Why not just have a computer do it." Well, computers are actually really bad at making things random. They follow patterns, and those patterns are easy for hackers to figure out. Thus making Cloudflare susceptible. So the solution is the real world. Nature is random. Wild, dare I say. If these giant tech companies see the value in the wild and natural and random, you should too. ;)