Michael Beebe

@thelittleidiot is one lucky bastard! I too would love for @gwenstefani to lick my bald ass head! youtu.be/GXKg0sNTKXE?si…

Sometimes you just gotta go but why should you stop drinking? This is why bars need a urinal around them. It’s really @11Miami fault for not having handrails and a bar urinal.

@TusiJC Nice rack!

URGENT 🚨 Video from the Austrian pavilion at the Venice Biennale: Artist Florentina Holzinger hangs upside down inside a giant bronze bell. She swings back and forth and literally “rings” the bell with her own body. This is part of a large-scale installation about the climate apocalypse. The bell with a person inside symbolizes a warning about the coming flood. The Biennale officially opens on May 9, 2026, but the performance has already begun.

May the Fourth be with you! #MayTheFourth #StarWarsDay

@eurofounder If that’s how you feel, you shouldn’t have come here in the first place.

My wife collapsed in our hotel room in New York today “Call an ambulance, I can’t breathe” she was screaming My heart dropped If she ends up in an American hospital we are financially ruined I went on the Lufthansa app to book a flight back to Frankfurt, but unfortunately pilots are on strike today “Please I’m begging you” she was lying on the floor I sighed and called 911 She is now in surgery as apparently her appendix “almost burst” I am extremely scared This is going to cost us at least $100,000 She could have received much better care, for free, in Germany I will never visit this barbaric country ever again

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Happy St. Patrick’s Day! ☘️ #JamesonWisdom #StPatricksDay #StPatricksDay2026

@TSA @realannapaulina They should stay home. In fact, they should all stop showing up and TSA should be dissolved. We don’t need your “agents” groping people in the name of security.

Some TSA officers can’t afford gas to drive to work because they aren’t getting paid. Democrats must end their DHS shutdown immediately.

@MirabelTweets1 @mandymagnan Ok. Who’s going to arrest us? Do you have the balls to do it?

America is committing war crimes in Iran & Cuba With ZERO consequences

@guilhermeaglio @ajullias They would if English isn’t their first language

@ajullias bicho, vc escreve como se fosse um rapazote de 20 anos que tem um fake mulher. "saborear o gosto suculento de uma xereca quentinha" não há a menor possibilidade de quem tem xereca escrever assim.

se você vai transar com alguém e você não confia na pessoa a ponto de colocar plástico na língua porque caralhos você está transando com ela o negócio é saborear o gosto suculento de uma xereca quentinha se vc precisa colocar isso na lingua fica em casa irmao

@JakeNomada I hear the slums in Bangladesh compare to the slums of Rio.

Years ago, someone asked me to compare... Rio de Janeiro 🇧🇷 vs. Cartagena 🇨🇴 + Santa Marta 🇨🇴 I straight up started laughing, and the guy got a bit offended Then I explained: There's nothing outside of Brazil in *ALL* of Latin America that can come close to competing with a beach city like Rio de Janeiro NOTHING

@carollockemd @markgadala It might be a something you can look up on Grok or any other AI. There are good with historical data like that.

This is wild. 143 million people thought they were catching Pokémon. They were actually building one of the largest real-world visual datasets in AI history. Niantic just disclosed that photos and AR scans collected through Pokémon Go have produced a dataset of over 30 billion real-world images. The company is now using that data to power visual navigation AI for delivery robots. Players didn't just walk around with their phones. They scanned landmarks, storefronts, parks, and sidewalks from every angle, at every time of day, in lighting and weather conditions that staged photography would never capture. They documented the physical world at a scale no mapping company with a fleet of vehicles could have replicated on the same timeline or budget. Niantic collected this systematically, data point by data point, across eight years, while users thought the only thing at stake was catching a rare Charizard. The most valuable AI training datasets in the world aren't being assembled in data centers. They're being built by people who have no idea they're building them.

@SuspectFed Are they in Texas or a federal facility? There may be a difference.

Obviously the "undisclosed Island" is satirical but this is actually happening. Underage girls found pregnant at ICE detention centers are quietly taken to this Texas detention center (abortion is illegal in texas). Niether their parents nor their school is told about this.

BREAKING: Due to many underage girls testing positive for pregnancy at multiple ICE detention facilities, ICE plans to relocate all underage female detainees to an undisclosed island for 'safeguarding'.

@DearthOfSid You’re a rapist!

“Cuba, it's a beautiful island. Great weather. I will be having the honor of taking Cuba. Whether I free it, take it. I think I can do anything I want with it, if you want to know the truth.” This is what happens when you elect a rapist to power.

@CalltoActivism It’s collateral damage. All they have to do to get what they need is remove the current government. They can do that in one night. Too many Cubans support these measures for you to be the one who has a problem with it.

BREAKING: After Cuba's electrical grid suffered a complete and total collapse when Trump shut off the flow of oil, doctors say at least 3000 people who rely on dialysis will die. Isn’t that murder?

@cbsguy63 @Saltytattoomom He may not know that. I feel like he’s an anti Zionist, not anti American.

@TheMichaelBeebe @Saltytattoomom US military at those locations…that’s a crime…

TikToker Under Fire for Posting Israeli Military Targets #EspionageAct #Treason #Constitution #NationalSecurity #KnowTheLaw

According to the news, we are supposed to thank the government perverts at the airport that sexually assault you in the name of airline security. Thank you, @TSA!

It’s a little late now but if you book through @AmericanAir they will possibly put you on an Alaskan flight to Japan but you can deal with American’s customer service. Also a lot of stuff is delayed right now. I learned about the return trip thing the hard way and have stopped booking round trip. Instead I look at the round trip flight options and book separately. It costs the same or within just a few dollars plus I can selectively upgrade.

Hey @AlaskaAir you dropped the ball and couldn’t get us to Tokyo on the flights we booked months ago. We scrambled to find an airline who could, last minute, at a cost of 10K one way. Now we’re in Tokyo and find out you cancelled our return flight because we missed the flight out here (because you held us on the tarmac for 4 hours and we watched our flight depart without us). Now the hold times to reach a customer service agent are consistently 8+ hours. How does someone reach a human at your company?

@wakeupusa No. He’s not bleeding. Not too much force.

WATCH: A police officer is facing criticism online over his handling of a teenager’s arrest. Do you think he used too much force?

@82fxwg @TaraBull Ok. I mean who hasn’t though? Do you always ask immigration status before you sleep with someone? Of course not. You’re at a bar. She has a sexy accent. You buy her a drink. Things…progress.

@TaraBull How to say you sleep with illegals without saying you sleep with illegals

Next time she needs law enforcement they should hang up the phone

@JLTPoetry @TaraBull Your mother should have swallowed.

@TaraBull ICE aren’t law enforcement. They’re federal terrorists.