The Microdance

@FPLFocal Authors writing about dystopian societies in which humanoids harness their life force from nuclear fission and travel in time to extract DNA from Dinosaurs to discover the origin of reptilian hunting techniques. But you couldn't wite about a bloke kicking a ball at another bloke

Van Dijk booked for kicking the ball at the ref, can't write it. 😂

@esparza_jo39396 @StandUpForTrmp Good ol' Donlad

@StandUpForTrmp WELL, OBVIOUSLY I DO BELIEVE THAT DONLAD TRUMP IS A GOOD MAN, OR ELSE MELANIA WOULDN'T HAVE. MARRIED HIM, BUT HE TRUSTED THE WRONG PEOPLE, AND THAT. BRAKES NY HEART ❤️, BECAUSE ELON REEVE MUSK AND THIS COUNTRY AND MY FAMILY MEAN SOO MUCH TO ME, 💔 😢

🚨BE HONEST: DO YOU BELIEVE DONALD TRUMP IS A GOOD MAN? A. YES B. NO

@77MARKALLENSOVA @StandUpForTrmp You utter twat

@StandUpForTrmp 🇺🇲 YES YES SIR YES INDEED YES WITHOUT A DOUBT YES WITH EVERY BONE IN MY BODY YES HE IS JUST A MAN NOT GOD BUT HE IS A GOOD MAN YES IN THE MOST POWERFUL NAME IN THE UNIVERSE JESUS CHRIST YESHUA IN THE NAME OF THE FATHER AND THE SON AND THE HOLY SPIRIT AMEN MARANATHA SHALOM

@Solem13John @StandUpForTrmp Twat

@StandUpForTrmp Yes,and I would never criticize or hamper or harness a servant of our Good Lord Jesus not good my friends read scripture!

@ProphecyIsProof @StandUpForTrmp He's a narcissist. Retirement years mean nothing to someone who can continue to weild unjustified power while shitting on people and playing the victim. You need to grow a brain, mate.

@Rio_Rymer @StandUpForTrmp Twat

@StandUpForTrmp He is a human bean just like the rest of us But God has called him 2 an enormous task, one constantly evolving, monsters under the bed, n life n death decision everyday. I thank God 4 him I couldn't do the job

@KarenLa21271377 @StandUpForTrmp Your name is actually Karen. That is truly wonderful stuff.

@StandUpForTrmp Yes

@StandUpForTrmp Of course he isn't, you vacuous inane, banal, asinine, sub 50 IQ fuckpigs.

@stillgrayer @CarlReyes @joe_palazzolo @grok Obviously!

@CarlReyes @joe_palazzolo @grok is @CarlReyes a pedo?

@MPelletierCIO Never let the truth get in the way of a good story. This isn't happen.

So funny. I love Scotland. My mother was a Campbell. Need to go back. During a U2 concert in Glasgow, Scotland, Bono asked the audience for total quiet. Then in the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands. Once every few seconds. Holding the audience in total silence, he said into the microphone "Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies." From the front of the crowd, a broad Scottish accent pierced the quiet: "Well f#ckin' stop doin' it then ya evil b#stard!"

@davemcardle @officialgtfc No idea why I'm seeing this. How much did that Utd starting line up cost?

@sportbible Firstly, it's not a saga. Secondly, there's no stunning twist. Bravo for yet more excellent journalism and headline writing.

🚨 SESKO CHOOSES CLUB 🚨 The saga is finally coming to a close and a deal could be completed tonight... 👀

@UTDdahnny @FabrizioRomano Why on earth would anyone want to make an image look that awful? It's like an 80 year old who's got hold of some crappy phone filters and applied 100 of them in an attempt to look cool to the yout'. Leave it to the professionals.

@FabrizioRomano he’s coming to MANCHESTER UNITED

🚨⚠️ Benjamin Šeško, not even in RB Leipzig squad today due to transfer set to take place this month — same as Xavi Simons. No decision made yet by Šeško’s camp on new club. Newcastle, ready since last week to pay what it takes… and Man United, also in contact with RB Leipzig.

@TurkTalksFC Why did it take two people to write your latest Mbeumo article - that could have been written by a 10 year old - and why does the headline completely contradict the content?

July 16th. United have announced more kits (2) than signings & sales combined this summer. PL season starts in T-32 days

@BrentfordFC I i

All back at base 💪

@UnitedInFocus @GraemeBailey Can't be bothered to find our tweet regarding this; but this is sensational journalism. Just read the first line of both paragraphs Bravo!!!

🗣️ "That'll be confirmed over the summer, they'll try and do it before the Euros." The BIG news Man United fans will want to hear about Kobbie Mainoo could happen soon. 😍 You love to see it... 🤝💯 🎩✍️ @GraemeBailey 🔗⬇️ #MUFC unitedinfocus.com/news/mancheste…

@iantys @JamieJackson___ Exactly what Sony Records did - signed every artist to stop the other labels getting them and then leaving all of their releases on the shelf, never to come out... which could be a metaphor for the bench!

@JamieJackson___ They buy players to stop other clubs having them

Just out of passing interest: WHY do Chelsea need/want Garnacho???!!!

Dear @spotifyartists how difficult is it for your support agents to understand a simple question and give a germane response? Their incompetence has yet again messed with an important release for me.

@Coursiv_ 'Don't let you friends get richer in 2025 - master chatGPT' You got chatGPT writing your headlines?

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@talkSPORT 'the scorecards were all unanimous'? Can you not be bothered or do you just not care about getting an editor for your risible rag?

Tyson Fury had confused first response after losing to Oleksandr Usyk talksport.com/boxing/2413095…