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I'd give anything for the internet of 2022, an internet that wasn't flooded with slop and owned by the four most annoying people on the planet.

Just found out that JD Vance is of Ulster Scots descent, and that explains so much about him. He's a goddamn Orangeman 😭

The secret to getting kids reading is the same thing that worked in the nineties. Reading Rainbow. Free pizzas. Shakespeare rom-coms. A million Jane Austen adaptations. Movies where a guy gifts his beloved an enormous library. Dog who acts out the classics.

Avast me hearties!! Be ye needin a primer in pirate lingo, the fine sea dogs of Loading Ready Run have assembled the finest learnin’ this side o’ the Spanish Main! #TalkLikeAPirateDay

@HardDriveMag The only correct answer honestly

I like to start my day with a poppyseed bagel, just in case I need to fail a drug test at some point

These kids need PBS Kids.. instead of Tiktok & Youtube

If you find you do not have time to nap, simply fall asleep where you are right now. Nobody can stop you. I am a bear.

@BWheelerMTG Magic: The Gathering but you switch how the g’s are pronounced

Magic: The Gathering

@FedeItaliano76 @alexsteacy The forward observation post that gets destroyed at the beginning of a kaiju movie

What is it? First thought, no Googling

The Best Of Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller, April 19,1947

Never gets old: They're Made Out of Meat, by Terry Bisson mit.edu/people/dpolica…

I Want To Get Off Mr. Bones’ Wild Ride

the legal name of the guy inside the gritty costume