The Momentary Mind

@BenStinar Danny Manning

No injuries. Who has the best NBA career? 1.) Tracy McGrady 2.) Derrick Rose 3.) Brandon Roy 4.) Yao Ming 5.) Grant Hill

@cctvidiots Is D in a coma? He can just duck and be fine. Unless we know how heavy the two spheres are… it’s entirely likely that nothing happens to anyone

If E pushes the stone, who experiences the worst outcome?

@3YearLetterman Would be poetic and meant to be if it was Barb’s 7th. Maybe check with city hall using all her previous names.

HUGE NEWS: My Uncle Gary and Barb Wade the Bowling Alley Manager are engaged. They are getting married on July 4th (my birthday and America’s too), and it will be Barb’s fifth marriage and Gary’s fourth. True love, it turns out, waits.

@3YearLetterman There is no second “R” in Sherbet. And Justin will do just fine because his aunt is Lacey Sherbet and she owns the Hallmark channel.

Stetson Bennett is the only QB on the planet with back to back CFB playoff national championships. Glad to see the Chargers moving on from Justin Sherbert to an actual championship QB

@justforlaughs @therealrussellp @jackwhitehall @jvn @trixiemattel @katya_zamo @anthonyjeselnik @kurtisconner @tompapa @shengwangtime @donnellrawlings Literally zero shows for the first week. 🙁

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Interview with BABB CEO Rushd Averroes twitter.com/i/broadcasts/1…

I’ll be interviewing @Rushdaverroes, the founder and CEO of @getbabb here on Twitter Live tomorrow at 12PM ET/5PM UK time. Looking forward to hearing more about how he’s harnessing the power of blockchain technology to bring financial freedom to those without bank accounts.

Watch Trump's new defense strategy against E. Jean Carroll, Stormy Daniels, State of Georgia, NY state, Jack Smith... Good luck with that.

@jasonwhitlock Bruh, You are 55 with a college education. You ain’t that dumb. But, you do have a history of anti-Asian rhetoric. Sit down.

Raise your hand if you knew "Nip" was an ethnic slur? I did not. Tell me how Mina Kimes' life was impacted by this? Other than nailing herself to a cross, I don't see the damage. She will dance to rap music calling black people N-words repeatedly without uttering a complaint.

@jacksonfall Only took 4 days to generate haters. Pretty good work!!

I gave GPT-4 a budget of $100 and told it to make as much money as possible. I'm acting as its human liaison, buying anything it says to. Do you think it will make smart investments and build an online business? Follow along 👀 (Day 5)

@GRDecter Did you actually go to class when getting your degree?

@GaspodeWD Add me to the @ProximaTheGame vote :)

As the #1 web3gaming Twitter Space host, I am so excited that the number of projects looking to really get out there talking to the players is exploding right now. We have had over 33 episodes and 70 guests. Who do you want to see on the best web3gaming Twitter space? This is for scientific research.

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@atrupar See… what had happens was….

George Santos told OAN that the mysterious $700,000 infusion to his campaign was "his own funds" and claimed there's "an ongoing investigation" into irregularities in his financial disclosures

@trcryptodamus 0xceDd4307E002B5Fb0c1e5371fdC9673d105C5899

To celebrate my coming out of the Twitter closet, I’m doing a 50000 $PROX giveaway 🚀 Like / retweet / follow and drop your wallet address in the comments below before Monday 30th to earn a share 💪🏼 #Giveaways #Cryptos #Web3Gaming

@DeBankDeFi $MTV #MultiVAC

Which chain would you like DeBank to support next ?

@RonFilipkowski Who knew Junior identified as an indigenous quail?

Junior says he is tired of the government spending money on things like “the study of crack cocaine on indigenous quail populations.”

@3YearLetterman Yes. But the New England location is vastly superior to the one in Tamps Bay.

Have you ever dined at Beef O’Brady’s?

@Santos4Congress Maybe one day you’ll develop the cure for cancer like you did with polio. God bless you, sir.

This is the kind of good we need in the world. Cancer sucks and this man just made his client feel confident and strong for the journey ahead. I pray for more positive and feel good posts on the internet. #CancerAwareness