The Narrative

Meet Ime Udoka’s devil child’s Amen Thompson and Payton Pritchard Every time Jimmy Butler has faced off against Ime Udoka in a playoff series he has one goal in mind for his players Their mission? Injure Jimmy Butler in a dirty way DISCREETLY Sad stuff man

@PerSources Times like this make me wonder if Jimmy and Joel would’ve won a championship by now if their front office wasn’t retarded

Good Morning Family! Here are the latest stories around the NBA: • The Eastern Conference Playoffs don't start until the Boston Celtics defeat the Philadelphia 76ers! • Wait what....? • You know the world is upside down when the 76ers whoop the Boston Celtics • Celtics fans, who are fans of the softest team in the NBA, are shocked to discover that the Celtics are soft. • The NBA had several game 7s, "almost" too good to be true. • The NBA had several teams come back from being down 3-1, "almost" too good to be true. • WWE has some great story lines, "almost" too good to be true. • The Los Angeles Lakers upset the Rockets without Luka for the opportunity to get their butts bruised by the OKC belt. • Draymond Green is warming up LeBron's seat in Cancun for an early arrival • The Golden State Warriors never needed Kevin Durant, they just needed him to not be with Russell Westbrook. • Top 3 players all time: LeBron James, Michael Jordan, Tobias Harris game 7 vs Magic. • James Harden carried past Toronto by a tall lanky guy • Speaking of tall lanky guys, Victor Wembanyama now remains the final hope against an OKC Thunder almost certain repeat. • Celtics fans calling for Joe Mazzulla to be fired, after leading a team you had to do deep research to learn their names to the 2nd East of the Eastern Conference in a "gap year". • Those same Celtics fans called for Ime Udoka to be fired after having consensual relations with a female. • Celtics ownership pleased to have a virgin for HC after learning an 11/10 (respectfully) sports reporter named Claudia now works in the Boston market • Sad about my Celtics but Joel Embiid vs Mr. Fake Voice is going to feed families. • Hard to imagine the 76ers could finally end the "Tobias Harris over me?" curse but they did just beat the Celtics so anything is possible. What do you guys think? • Please pray for the Timberwolves, they're playing a team with a great HC who wasn't fired because the GM sucked like their previous matchup. • S/O to the 17 fans who are pumped for the Pistons vs Cavaliers 2nd round matchup • HAPPY MONDAY FAM

@LegendOfWinning Omg pistons fans plz blitz this guy

I should have held off on this until the game is over

@Dom_2k Orlando native btw💔✌🏾

YOU TOO ORLANDO YOOOOOOOOO

Duncan Robinson is a playoff riser

@UnderdogNBA Heat had this bum looking like a demon smh

Christian Braun over last 4 games of series: 3 PTS 1-4 FG 9 PTS 3-5 FG 8 PTS 2-4 FG 2 PTS 0-4 FG His 5-year, $125M contract begins next season.

@PerSources Tbh I thought before this season they made great roster changes and the improvements of Peyton Watson was a plus I wasn’t really able to keep up with the nba this season as I’m used to but it’s looking like trading MPJ was a mistake

The Nuggets missed their opportunity to upgrade their team when Luka went to LA. They had the worst coach firing I've ever seen. Their collective bad defense is falsely blamed on Jokić. The Denver Nuggets need a major roster shake up this summer.

Nuggets got walked down by Jaden McDaniels Been a while since I seen someone seriously have free real estate in a teams head without any retaliation

@Heat_Muse @playoffmertzy Y did u want to injure him so bad @joshhart ?

3 years ago today. Josh Hart really f*cked up what could’ve been the best playoff run of ALL-TIME

@Dom_2k Lmao idk how people have the audacity to blame Steve Kerr when this man was in the Warriors All Kuminga fans and supporters have low IQs

Dead serious why does he have this much of a green light on this team when he’s on the floor

I genuinely would love to see the Hornets vs Pistons 1st Round but I’m worried about the Heat being the play in demons that they r😭😭

I love Kon Knueppel but let’s plz not be delusional and downplay how great Klay Thompson was

James Harden couldn’t even beat the 2022 Jimmy Butler Miami Heat in the playoffs with prime Embiid. He not even better than Miami Heat Jimmy. We don’t even gotta talk about D.Wade

@PerSources His supporters r so insufferable they genuinely think he’s a superstar 😭

Kuminga revenge game vs GSW. Blew out the Warriors🔥 Sure he only has 2 points but they're electric 2 points

@ESPNNBA Adam Silver’s NBA

Cade Cunningham could be ineligible for end of season NBA awards 👀 Cunningham has played in 61 games this season, currently below the 65-game threshold required for end-of-season awards.

Really had to face prime bron/ad and then peak jokic lol unbelievable

yeah Bron vs KD is cool and all but we tuning in tonight to see the real battle Clint Capela vs De’Andre Ayton

Bam Adebayo is one of the last players anyone would expect to score 83 points in a NBA game yet he did it There’s always discourse about who will be next to break Kobe’s or Wilt’s record yet when one of those records finally gets broken mfs just stay hating Congrats to Bam

Erik Spoelstra going down in the real nigga Hall of Fame for letting Bam Adebayo statpad in this game.

@HeatCulture13 @scumofthenba @Wynwood305

Myron Gardner to Tobias Harris 👀 “B*tch ass. You a b*tch. You a b*tch” (Via @Wynwood305)

YA’LL KNOW WHAT TODAY IS! LeBron went deep in his bag for this one 😭😭 “First of all, happy…happy International Women’s Day”