Kevin Allen Caby

My wife, “lol Stank Oven.”

@MarkLazerus 1 period.

Canes in 1?

Ivar Stenberg has another goal with the men's national team... 👀

A cartoon by Asher Perlman. See all the cartoons from this week’s issue: newyorkermag.visitlink.me/V6cT68

Unfortunately, Connor Bedard won’t be able to dress for Canada at the upcoming Worlds Really wanted to go, but was told the best thing for next season was to rehab his injury and skip the event. So that is the decision.

Joel>Stan

Pete DeBoer right now:

Banksy confirmed on social media that a statue that appeared in central London of a man striding off a plinth, with his face blinded by a billowing flag, is one of their works. abcnews.visitlink.me/u3i8U5

@Mario_Tirabassi At 3 or 4 pick him. Fuck it.

2 goals tonight for Caleb Malhotra with Brantford and Barrie tied 3-3 late in the 3rd Brantford up 3-1 in the OHL Eastern Conference Finals

Frondell getting to work before the Worlds

@jayzawaski @MarkLazerus This is why I keep my hands in my pockets.

@MarkLazerus I did that once and almost got tazed.

I got to pet the MSP airport dog, so this was a good day.

@MarkLazerus What?! No way! Whenever they do the bomb sniffing I just want to flop their ears around. Gotta keep those hands in the pockets.

RFK Jr. is going to spend the rest of his life hearing his wife ask: "Why can't you be more like Stephen Miller?"

Omg stawp 🙀

I always thought the Earthquake attraction at Universal Studios Florida was underrated. Blew my mind as a kid.

This mofo is like when you wipe your ass and no matter how much you wipe there is still shit on the paper. America needs a bidet for this turd.

EDM coach Kris Knoblauch says Connor McDavid and Jason Dickinson are game-time decisions

Ducks only won 2 of their last 10 games of the regular season.... Now they're up 3-1 against the team that has arguably the best player to ever put on skates. Hilarious.

CAA super-agent Michael Glantz is the man eating his salad in this viral video:

My man