Nolan Stout

We’re so back

@Harding4VA I just love when the song title has absolutely nothing to do with anything. Really tickles my fancy.

@TheNolanStout Wut

I’m a sucker for a good diabolical song title like “John ‘The Rock’ Cena Can You Smell What The Undertaker” or “Are You Still Seeing Graig, The Orthodontist” or “Hey Ken, Someone Methodically Mushed The Donuts.”

This is an absurd stat for Rod the Bod

Another May 4th, another watch of the five-hour Revenge of the Sith supercut.

Fairfax County Public Schools will now recommend that families don’t give their children a smartphone before eighth grade. ffxnow.com/2026/04/29/fai…

Ottawa: commits murder Carolina: stands up for that Refs: Ottawa power play

Playoff hockey is so back

Hoping to alleviate parents’ concerns about the frequency of disruptions this school year, the Fairfax County School Board backed a calendar for the upcoming academic year that cuts down on early-release days and nixes Veterans Day as a holiday. ffxnow.com/2026/04/13/fcp…

Fairfax County is seeking public input on 14 proposed new Capital Bikeshare stations. ffxnow.com/2026/04/10/fai…

Fairfax County planners are fine with a Maryland developer jettisoning retail options for two all-residential buildings at Kingstowne Towne Center near Alexandria. ffxnow.com/2026/03/30/pla…

Two of the worst people to be associated with sports in Raleigh.

One thing that has become clear about Wade: he’s not fearless. His antics are an act. He’s all bark, no bite. He ran from the challenge of going head-to-head with Duke & UNC. He quit by email. He wanted somewhere with less pressure to win. He got it. NCSU will be better for it.

V: Don’t give up, don’t ever give up Will Wade: If you can’t win with a $10 million roster, lose three games by 25 points, can’t win a First Four game, realize you’ll never compete with Duke … give up and go back to LSU

Marco Rubio finding out he has to be NC State’s next basketball coach.

As Fairfax County Public Schools officials develop a policy regulating the use of artificial intelligence in the classroom, some parents worry the division is already too reliant on technology. ffxnow.com/2026/03/24/par…

I told yall what up

It’s game day fam. Get ready for your national champions.

Fairfax County Public Schools officials are open to a more robust artificial intelligence policy, but a final version is still a few months from being ready for primetime. ffxnow.com/2026/03/19/fai…

I’m so shocked that there’s a whole three people at the Pitt-Stanford game in Charlotte at 2 pm on a Tuesday.