TheNothingNew

I do not post for the benefit of others. I post to get these fucking thoughts out of my head.

Sticking his tongue out like that because the TBIs made him confused about which generic famous white girl he's dating.

@trans_catboy Just you and Ovid, solving the real questions.

Hera out here fishing for someone new to blind. I'm on to you.

@trans_catboy I have to assume the argument made sense at the time. "No, *you* like sex more!" isn't a position I could see myself taking.

@trans_catboy Hera & Zeus had an argument over which sex experiences more pleasure during sex and asked Hermaphroditus (who would know, having been both). H. said women enjoy sex more. Hera blinded them for it, Zeus gave them prophecy in compensation.

@Pinko69420 Mulder with heels off the ground, checks out.

@qephatziel *gesturing to my tattoos* "These markings show up naturally during puberty and designate my rank within the caste system. What, do you not have them?"

So they find your cryo-tube in a cave; as far as anyone can estimate it's been about 2000 years since you were frozen. All historical records were wiped out about 1500 years ago. Archaeologists are desperate to interview you. What's the funniest thing you could tell them?

@qephatziel Extension of the "If everyone you meet is an asshole, it's actually you that's the asshole" principle. If everyone you meet has wronged you, maybe consider the common denominator of all those interactions.

@adoenamedbeeb Dis/Re-assembly really needs two people or it's frustrating as hell.

@adoenamedbeeb Cover is removable and washable. Inner circumference barrier is two pillows attached by velcro, both removable & washable but you'll need a big washer or to do them individually. Base pad sits inside the cover as well but isn't washable, just a foam pad.

@jlindy77 @_hiero @biboofficial Rinsing bone-in cuts of meat is a good idea in case there's bone dust or chips left on the surface. Pat dry in any case. But yeah I am very unclear on what diseases people think can be defeated by rinsing in water that wouldn't be handled by cooking.

@suchnerve You are not responsible for the weakness of others.

i wonder how much psychic damage would be inflicted if someone ever got into my phone and sent one of those notes to the man about whom i wrote it

my trick for getting over a man: 1. go into my Notes app 2. type out a list of every single thing about him that bothers me 3. whenever i begin to miss him, i reopen the note and reread the list to remind myself why he sucks

@adoenamedbeeb wouldn't be the same without you, Beeb

Skies of blue, clouds of white, I'm off to the new place, now say 'good night.' Same handle. If you're a mutual and I haven't re-followed, please assume I am incompetent rather than rude.

Also I'd like to have words with the person at Honda who decided plastic was a good material for their choke valve nuts.

Performing the traditional fixing of a vintage motorcycle: either this patch job will resolve the issue or it'll grenade the whole project to the point that I won't feel bad throwing the whole thing away.

5. Profit? (tbd)

1. Become unemployed 2. Take a manual labor job that keeps you on your feet all day 3. Exorcise the shame of bringing home less than half the income you should be by exercising despite being dead tired 4. Lose 10 lbs despite working in a literal popsicle store

Guide to becoming fit in your 40s: