The Odds Decoder 🤖

Bit of a longer tweet from me - but an announcement I want to make 🗣️📢 After some thought, I’ve decided I won’t be charging for tips for the foreseeable. I’ve been a bit too sporadic lately due to a variety of reasons & I don’t feel right taking money when I can’t guarantee consistent value for subscribers. It wouldn’t sit right with me ⛔️ From now on, I’ll just be sharing my thoughts and bets here on X — completely free. No paywall, no group, just my picks and sports chat. Appreciate everyone who’s supported me so far. Let’s keep building together⚽📊

@Scott__Cheggs That’s Lewandowski 😂

King Charles has arrived home after his state visit to Turkey.

@themagic_tophat Definitely a plant. The thing is, people won’t even realise. It’s the same as the bottle guy. Sky as a broadcaster are DESPERATE for any sort of traction as they know the end is near.

Any Travel Club fans actually know this guy? Because people I trust who go to all the away games say they’ve never seen him before. If he’s another Sky Sports plant like the City bottle twat…

@InvertTheWing I used to really dislike your tweets but once I figured you out, you’re my favourite account😂

Anyways, that is it from me for 2 weeks. I have deleted all footballing related apps, cancelled all footballing related subscriptions, and will be leaving this country until the league season ends. Additionally, I will be partaking a hunger strike and water fast. Hope you’re happy, PGMOL.

Well, what a weekend of sport. Dubois 🥊 Strickland 🥋 Arsenal ⚽️ Barca ⚽️ Como ⚽️ Didn’t get my Dubois shout right but played out in the way I thought it would. Strickland was close, but fought well. Arsenal was a mad one 🫪 Barca and Como 👏🏼 Bets for tonight 🔜

I’m all for refereeing conspiracy theories, but he was told by the Lino it was a foul. You can clearly see him mouth ‘fourth official’ to the West Ham player. Sometimes it’s quite simple 🫪

Couple of builders 👷 I like here 👍🏼 Gl if tailing 🫡

@MooreRMFC I know this is bait, so I respect it, but you’ve left a 0 off the end of Saliba’s name man

Real Madrid Summer 2026 Out: 🇫🇷 Tchouameni €180m 🇫🇷 Camavinga €150m 🇪🇸 Ceballos €120m 🇦🇷 Mastantuono €90m 🇺🇦 Lunin €80m 🇪🇸 Fran Garcia €65m In: 🇫🇷 Saliba €55m 🇵🇹 Vitinha €50m 🇫🇷 Akliouche €40m 🇵🇹 Mendes €40m 🇪🇸 Rodri €30m

Cannot believe the decisions City got yesterday. We’re gonna have to beat 12 men today. First bet I’ll be sharing in a LONG time coming this afternoon 🫡

Scum. Absolute scum. Be careful who you’re following. These people are absolute losers & you’ll lose your money tailing them. These are fake slips anyway, but still. 😡

Wasn’t quite in 7 but what an amazing fight that was. Wardley’s team should’ve pulled him out earlier, he took more damage than was necessary. What a chin he has. Dubois answers all mental fragility questions, too. Run it back!! #WardleyDubois #DontBlink 🥊

Can’t figure out why Wardley is favourite tonight. Think DDD KO’s him inside 7. #dontblink #wardleydubois

Kompany looks like he’s gonna start breakdancing any minute. Dreadful clobber

Emirates last night was absolutely electric. Just seen PSG go 0-1 up inside 4 mins 😩😂

@bet365 20/1 for 9 goals 😂😂😂😂😂

Another #UCL classic? Over 8.5 goals is 𝟮𝟬/𝟭 on site.

@paddypower 😂

It seems an awfully long time ago since Chelsea were in the title race after their 1-1 win over Arsenal at Stamford Bridge.

I think the best thing for Palmer & England is if he stays home this summer. It’ll be his fourth summer without a break if he goes & he’s already absolutely wrecked. Got to be sensible with these players.

@henrywinter Turn up when they want. Bunch of mercenaries

What is it with Chelsea? Organised, committed, focused and dominant at Wembley. Disorganised and distracted in their next game. Are Chelsea players focusing on the FA Cup final? And/or the World Cup? Once again, the question is where are the leaders? Their best player was Jesse Derry and he, sadly, suffered a worrying injury and has been taken off. Derry was making his debut, and giving everything. Too few of his team-mates seemed up for the challenge of facing a weakened Forest. Once again, the question revolves around recruitment? Are they bringing in good characters as well as good players? Chelsea fans understandably angry with attitude of some players and the culture of their club under Clearlake. #CFC #CHENFO

This would be a disaster and push many into the black market. Those sites know it, they pop up every day. Government need to get a grip & fast. Stop punishing us.

This Forest team have absolutely ripped Chelsea to shreds. Wow. 🌳

@alex_crook Sod em. Club built on dodgy Russian money, broke as many rules as they could for years. Just desserts.

Feel for the Chelsea fans. This team are a bunch of imposters. Turn up when they want. Down tools when they fancy.