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I was diagnosed with a chronic fear of giants. Feefiphobia.

I love a good property story, but I thought this was a joke at first… Until I researched and found out that Castle Lager (the beer brand) built a castle in Woodstock as a marketing stunt🍺 Located at 6 Beach Road, Woodstock, Cape Town, sits the Old Castle Brewery Building. And yes - there really used to be a beach here. Until the 1950s, Woodstock had its own sandy stretch of shoreline. That is, until the ocean was literally pushed back to make way for highways, harbour expansions, railways, and industrial land. What was once a coastal suburb became a buzzing, landlocked pocket of Cape Town. At the turn of the 20th century, beer was big business, and thirsty British soldiers during the Boer War only increased demand. Castle Lager wanted a flagship brewery that wasn’t just functional; it had to make a marketing statement. So, as a branding strategy, they built a literal castle to brew Castle beer in - a design that still appears on the beer label today. To read more about the full history of the castle, click on my article below.

@JohannBiermann1 Every bucket and big bowl in action to try keep the inside dry.

If your roof didn't leak today, then you are set for the winter!

Is there any I in your AI if it can’t write sestinas?

Strait of Morebooze is closed.

The Strait of Hormuz isn’t social media. If someone blocks you, you can’t just block them back.

Bro this might be the greatest thing I have ever seen in my life

@JohannBiermann1 Before Friday then?

And that brings up 400 for the year! Need to get as much in before this CT winter hits 😐🏃‍♂️

It was a beautiful @2OceansMarathon half.

Wanna make if official: 20th (unofficial 21st) @2OceansMarathon half!

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I was just about to google it

🏁 Ultra Marathon Champion Crowned! 🏁 The @TotalsportsSA Two Oceans Marathon powered by @BydSouthAfrica has its 2026 Ultra Marathon men’s winner 👏 🥇 Arthur Jantjies crosses the line in an incredible 03:09:25 representing Pan African Resources to claim victory! A phenomenal performance on the world’s most beautiful marathon stage. #TTOM #TTOM2026 #TheWorldsMostBeautifulMarathon

🏁 Ultra Marathon Champion Crowned! 🏁 The @TotalsportsSA Two Oceans Marathon powered by @BydSouthAfrica has its 2026 Ultra Marathon women’s winner 👏 🥇 Gerda Steyn crosses the line in an incredible 03:27:43 representing Hollywood Athletics Club to claim victory! A phenomenal performance on the world’s most beautiful marathon stage. 💙👟 #TTOM #TTOM2026 #TheWorldsMostBeautifulMarathon

President Trump said the US has received a “workable” 10 point proposal from Iran, that a “two week period will allow the Agreement to be finalised and consummated”. Here's what we know ⤵️ 🔴 LIVE updates: aje.news/9k7fl9

@JohannBiermann1 The Aussies do like to get legless!

Canadians are built differently.

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@JohannBiermann1 At which point you confirm that you want your coffee with bovine mammary secretion.

Went to Plato yesterday and the barista asked if I wanted "beef milk" 😂

Watching ER and heard this for first time in like ever: Better Than Ezra - "Desperately Wanting" official music video youtu.be/v74yTy1UTuk?si… via @YouTube