The Dude Abides

@Mariners Professionals pffftt HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Professional fucking LOSERS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA fucking pathetic excuse for "Professionals" should've let this bum ass team leave and kept the sonics FUCKING PATHETIC

Back at it tomorrow for the series finale at 1:10 p.m.

@cecegkh How about mind your fuckin business and stop worrying about others so fuckin much and worry about yourself and how much the world DOESN'T revolve around your bitch ass

@BTCBreadMan Well your the parent tell him its the car with the cloth seats or he can go buy one with leather seats with his own money pretty simple

Took my 16 year old to look at cars today. At first he loved the Toyota Camry we looked at, but when he saw the seats were cloth he hard vetoed it. They have another one with leather seats, but it’s an XLE and costs $5k more. How can I change his mind so I can save some money?

@Mariners Time to have a Castillo talk.......

Walter gets the start in tomorrow’s game at 4:40 p.m.

@NotTyFrance Nah he's still a fuckin dumbass one series isn't gonna make it up #FIREdipshitdan

Credit to Dan Fucking Wilson for pressing all the right buttons this weekend. I want to see Mariners Twitter give him his flowers - especially the accounts who are super critical of him. Don’t make me start tagging you

@robinlundberg Remove no sell Hogan and then his list holds weight

Ric Flair does not belong on any WWE Mount Rushmore and Andre wasn’t there long past WM3 explosion. It’s Austin, Hogan, Cena, Roman, Rock, Undertaker and HBK fighting for the four spots.

@VinnysCorner1 Top 2 no seller of all time but definitely not even in the top 10 for wrestlers

True or False: Hulk Hogan is a top 3 wrestler of all-time

@TitoSanTanaChez The only correct answer 11 Bret crybaby bitch Hart the biggest crybaby bitch there is the biggest crybaby bitch there was and the biggest crybaby bitch there ever will be

Which number was the least impactful to Wrestling?

@SenTomCotton How much did big alcohol pay you to say this?????????????????????

Marijuana today is much more potent than just ten or twenty years ago, leading to increased psychosis, anti-social behavior, and fatal car crashes. Arkansans don’t want more dangerous drugs obtained more easily. A change to marijuana’s drug classification is a step in the wrong direction.

@Leia1492 Take away mail in voting and a dumbocunt never steals another election

I live in WA state, near Seattle. All of my neighbors are "sincere middle-class socialists." Most, just "vote blue, no matter who." As they are instructed by Kiro/Komo/King5 local news. Even the intelligent ones. The left propaganda machine has won, in WA state.

@TridentTrue He's fuckin terrible even worse than mentink

I’m so in on Ryon Healy in the booth, he’s done a fantastic job this series.

@Mariners Fuckin #FIREdumbassdipshitDan

Back at it tomorrow with La Piedra on the mound at 6:40 p.m.

@Mariners HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA professional fuckin losers lose again wooooo true to the lose baby!!!!!!!!!!! None of these pathetic fuckin losers deserve to make over minimum wage

@rajmuker Source: trust me bro

🚨 BREAKING: TKO is absolutely FURIOUS after last night’s disastrous WrestleMania 42 Night 1! Sources say the entire show felt bad from beginning to end. One of the lowest attendances in recent WrestleMania history, and now even ESPN and Netflix are reportedly very upset with how the event went down. TKO is holding their breath for Night 2… If it flops the same way, heads are gonna roll — they’re very much considering removing Triple H from power. Behind the scenes, TKO wants Vince McMahon back in control, but they’re waiting on that lawsuit verdict. In the meantime, they’re actively communicating with Shane McMahon. Mark my words: In the next 2-3 months, WWE fans are going to see a brand new booker in charge...

@Mariners Professionals HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA more like professional fuckin losers

High of 71°, 100% chance of baseball. #TridentsUp

@NotTyFrance I'm trading both for a haul of bats and pen arms lol

Call me crazy but if you gave me the choice of only one of LoGi or Kirby to extend, I’m choosing the Kirbz

@TridentTrue Yeah time to #FIREdipshitdan #FIREdipoopoo and #FUCKJohnStanton

Is it time?

@Mariners Professionals HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA professional fuckin losers

Enjoying every moment 🤩

@Mariners With this shitass pen 17 runs wouldn't be enough to hold onto the lead professionals pshHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA professional fuckin losers

7-spot for the W! #TridentsUp

@Mariners @SeattleSports Fuck this team we should've saved the sonics and let these fuckin bums get relocated sonics would've won a title or 2 with Durant here

Nothing better than a Saturday at the ballpark ⚾️ 📺 FOX 📻 @SeattleSports