The Lord Bamford

@HannasWorldUK17 And it’s your fucking fault you muppet

Welcome to the UK 🇬🇧 ✌️ AMERICANS: That’s £1.97/$2.70 a LITRE. Not even per gallon 😂

Aaaaaarrrrrgggggghhhhhhhh

It naughty that @LUFC are pushing memberships today ahead of releasing the Chelsea ticket details

@Steve_ALAW @LUFC Thing is I know 3 new members this year and each one won the first raffle they entered, might be a coincidence but also they might have to guarantee every member at least one game

@ThePaddyArms @LUFC just said that to my missus ... then saw your tweet. Not suprising tho is it!

@spdoddy @LUFC Thing is I know 3 new members this year and each one won the first raffle they entered, might be a coincidence but also they might have to guarantee every member at least one game

@ThePaddyArms @LUFC What will make it worse is someone who got a membership today gets a ticket over fans who have been all season and not missed an fa cup game

@johnnydawson_10 @LUFC Thing is I know 3 new members this year and each one won the first raffle they entered, might be a coincidence but also they might have to guarantee every member at least one game

@ThePaddyArms @LUFC Then to turn round and say u need to have been to X amount of games to qualify

@donnywhitelufc @LUFC Sending out emails to everyone I know

@ThePaddyArms @LUFC Pushing it where? Not seen anything about it.

@RogerT963 @LUFC 😂😂😂

@ThePaddyArms @LUFC Anyone who buys this on the hope of being able to get a ticket deserves to be ripped off in my opinion

@Poz89 @LUFC Thing is I know 3 new members this year and each one won the first raffle they entered, might be a coincidence but also they might have to guarantee every member at least one game

@ThePaddyArms @LUFC It is when it will give you like a 2% chance of getting a ticket

@bethgabriel_ @LUFC I mean it would tbf, gotta be miss-selling though if they do

@ThePaddyArms @LUFC And then the club will announce you still need to have purchased X amount of tickets, will be funny

@LeedsPink @DebsHLUFC Ahh well, that’s you in then 😂

@ThePaddyArms @DebsHLUFC I was 2, walked the whole way.

Think you should have first dibs on Wembley ticket if you've been to an fa cup game this season. Don't want these glory hunters coming.

@OasisMania @OasisPlanet_ @liamgallagher @NoelGallagher Songbird 100%

What’s the best Oasis song NOT written by Noel Gallagher?

@nicksortor NATO is a joint defence alliance not a big baby’s tool for doing what he wants, USA still the only country to act article 5

🚨 BREAKING: President Trump is considering PUNISHING the NATO countries which were UNHELPFUL to the US during the Iran operation, per WSJ Trump would move US troops OUT of those particular NATO countries, and station them in countries that SUPPORTED the US. No brainer. And then he should totally withdraw from NATO.

Look at how differently the police handled young football fans yesterday in comparison to the young looters in Clapham. They remembered how to use the batons again!

@ChelseaFC Ex Chelsea, Ex Scum, I really should have despised him but couldn’t help liking him, what a lovely man he was 💙

Today we remember the late, great Ray Wilkins who sadly passed away on this day in 2018. 💙

@SerenaLufcDobo Aww bless ya, safe journey

Anybody on the 940 out of Leeds in the morning ? Traveling down on my own 😔 #LUFC

@Amockx2022 Same as Putin in Ukraine, 3 years and counting

Just look at Trump's face and body language. He is completely washed mentally and all his arrogance is destroyed He thought 🇮🇷 Iran war would get over in just a week and he would claim victory 😭 Now, US planes are being shot. Pilots are gone missing and IRGC is getting more brutal with each passing day. And Trump is getting no EXIT to this war This all would have never happened if Trump didn't take Iran lightly before going to the war Lesson : Never underestimate your enemy no matter how weak they are

What a goal, don’t be fooled by the sunny conditions though 🥶

@dvrhrjrdchyrf @isaacjohnsonLL Ahh that does make sense

@ThePaddyArms @isaacjohnsonLL The all Ireland final for Gaelic football is on that weekend I’m sure

Important note - this friendly will not be staged if Leeds United are relegated or compete in the Community Shield LUFC adds: "The club will not offer refunds on travel expenses in the event [of either]. The ticket operator will offer refunds on tickets sold for the match"#lufc