The Par Train

I wish the world was more like a golf foursome. You start as strangers. You struggle together. You encourage each other. You laugh. You tell stories. You leave as friends.

Arrive 1 minute late and it's a two-shot penalty. Take four minutes to hit an eight-foot putt and we will *maybe* give you a warning. Makes sense.

This is the best /BandonDunes Reddit thread reply I’ve ever read 💀

99% of you would say the #pgachampionship is your least fav major. I’m going to tell you why and how I’d flip that. Venue Rotation per major (Last 25 years): Masters → 1 venue Open Championship → 9 venues U.S. Open → 14 venues PGA Championship → 18 venues The more venues you rotate, the less interesting and memorable it is. Id change every major (other than the masters obviously to a 5 course rotation): The PGA Championship: Whistling Straits Kiawah Island Golf Resort Chambers Bay Medinah Country Club Erin Hills The US Open: Pebble Beach Golf Links Pinehurst Resort Oakmont Country Club Merion Golf Club Shinnecock Hills Golf Club The Open: St Andrews Links Royal Troon Golf Club Royal Birkdale Golf Club Carnoustie Golf Links Royal Portrush Golf Club Try and tell me this wouldn’t make major championship golf exponentially better (it’s already awesome) and elevate the PGA closer to the US Open and Open!

And he’s not going to rebuild his swing or think he “lost” his game.

@ChaseDaniel Come on the podcast but you can’t give me shit for being the only person in my family to not go to mizzou…

Give me 2 swing thoughts to get my handicap under a 7….I’m currently a 7.9.

@EliteGolfDad My man!

@TheParTrain Attababy Ev.

TRIGGER WARNING: I’m fired up 😎

Playing as a single today with another single + two older guys. I leave my 7-iron short of the green on a par 4. Short-sided myself. Open the face, hit this high soft pitch to 6 feet. As I’m walking up, the other single starts laughing and goes: “One of the old guys just asked me… ‘Did you learn anything from his shot?’” And before I could even react he goes: “Everything.” 😂 Crazy what happens when your short game goes from fear… to confidence. @shortgamechef apparently turned me from tentative to accidentally giving clinics to my random playing partners.

Tell me you’re a single without telling me you’re a single.

It cost more to build the cart paths at Kapalua then build Sand Hills Golf Club as a whole 🤯

If you could hand pick your dream hole in one, what hole at what course would you pick and why? I’ll go first: Pebble #7

Wild that Justin Rose is heading down this path again. Justin Rose signed a multi-year deal with Honma Golf in January 2019 and parted ways with the company in May 2020, lasting just over 14 months. Rose struggled with form and ultimately terminated the partnership early. -110 odds on him not playing McLaren Golf clubs at Augusta in 2027.

Worried about embarrassing yourself on the golf course? Rest easy. Your Facebook statuses from 2009-2011 were much worse, and look at you now. Resilience at its finest.

@ForePlayPod TEACH ME

322 yard stinger that apexed at 45 feet. Chris Gotterup. FILTHY.

My 1 year old just pointed to a golf ball and called it “dada”. My work here is done.

Our @TheParTrain @TheMasters Recap 👇👇🚂🚂 open.spotify.com/episode/08ea3M…

Where has that fairway finder been all week for Rory?!!!

Imagine being 3 holes away from winning back to back Masters tournaments and theres a guy sitting behind you with a bright yellow egg salad hat.

The masters is the best sporting event in the world. This is so good.