The Patman

The OG Iron Chef went hard as fuck

@kadmitriev Even the black aliens got chains

“The aliens are arriving for this season’s grand finale” post has aged well since October 2025. 👇

When Chad Tracy was asked about Trevor Story's defense this year, he said it's been "great." Then followed it up by saying that everyone has been great during his time managing the team.

@Jared_Carrabis @Section10Pod Obviously not gonna happen. But holy fuck do we need him right now. Everyone always knocked his defense….meanwhile we have Story at short. “He’s having a bad year! He’s a bum!” Sure. I’ll take Devers over Story 100/100 times

If the Giants are looking to offload Rafael Devers, Craig Breslow has the chance to do the funniest thing ever by getting San Francisco to eat half his salary to return him back to Boston.

🚨#BREAKING: President Donald Trump has just officially released the first batch of UFO files to the public including military reports sighting records, and documents on unidentified aerial phenomena. Authorities indicated that more files could be released soon.

@bennyjohnson Cursors

🚨NEW: Trump Administration releases first batch of ‘UFO Files’

@TiffanyFong Pills

Why does Rachel Zegler move her mouth like that ?

@Shawn_Farash You’re retarded. Most of the Trump thing was Democrats. They just call us Conservatives now cause we’re not gay.

NICK FUENTES IS OUT OF THE CLOSET We told you so... Nick Fuentes, now BY HIS OWN ADMISSION, says he is a DEMOCRAT. We told you it was an op. We told you he was not on "OUR SIDE." It was never "INFIGHTING." Some of us just saw this coming from a mile away.

@Breaking911 lol what

Aaron Rose Philip, the first Black transgender woman with quadriplegic cerebral palsy signed to a major modeling agency, arriving at the Met Gala.

@DefiantLs Pills

Rachel Zegler attented the Met Gala What's with the faces?

@tylermilliken_ Can we take a moment to appreciate how injury free Duran has been?

Feels like that MRI is going to tell us a lot about where Roman Anthony is at. Just brutal to see him deal with an injury every single time his bat starts to heat up.

@tylermilliken_ Fire the crew chief

Happy we’re playing through this tsunami so the Tigers could take the lead. Not even a fan in the stands. This is also what we deserve for hyping up the Red Sox defense over the last 72 hours.

@Jared_Carrabis @ChrisCotillo Breslow right now

First home series since firing the manager, the hitting coach and various other coaches. Red Sox hit .107 with a .492 OPS with runners in scoring position. 7 runs scored. 29 runners left on base.

@Steve_Perrault The 2026 Red Sox season anthem youtu.be/CmdSk2bY8qk?si…

Never had less faith in a team to get a Big Swing™️ than the 2026 Boston Red Sox.

@Jared_Carrabis youtu.be/CmdSk2bY8qk?si…

I hate this fucking team.

@tylermilliken_ Cursed… youtu.be/CmdSk2bY8qk?si…

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@Jared_Carrabis Enjoy! youtu.be/CmdSk2bY8qk?si…

If you're gonna fire the manager and the entire coaching staff, while also saying that there's 130+ games left as a way of saying they can still turn the season around, then I'm not sure why he'd make his next start. Statistically the worst starter in baseball. x.com/SmittyOnMLB/st…

@kirawontmiss “Waste my money boy!”

A mother is going punished her son by making him slam his PS5 the same way he had slammed her pet cat. Is this justified?🤔

@ac13alex Please don’t save the “tell all” for a post career book. We need an interview within the month.

Happy! 😊

@tylermilliken_ @tommycassell44 Pretty sure I smoked weed in that parking lot about 10 years ago

The new interim manager of the Boston Red Sox, Chad Tracy. 🎥: @tommycassell44

@JackPosobiec No one reads his stuff

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