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I don’t even chase peace anymore. I just avoid people that disturb it.

Two puffs of weed and suddenly you are h@rny. What's the scientific explanation behind this?

Pancakes hupikwa na maziwa izo zako za maji ni mikorogo

Unaenda kwa morio akuchome unapata hajakula tangu jana

I just unplugged the WiFi and heard "THE HELL!" from the next two doors.

Nimechoka kuuma like mbili nani ako active tuwashiane nots

Beef yangu na wanaume wanono sidhani kama itawahi ishaa, like why are you fattening asa a man ?

Tunaongea alafu unaniambia ati you broke off from a relationship of more than 3yrs?Ebu rudi kwa your wife haiyaa😭

Sisi ugly niggas bila hiyo feature ya black and white hatuwezi toboa hizi streets.

Unaona ring light Kwa manzi Yako alafu unarisk kutoa nguo lights ikiwa on 😂

Unaambia mtu a follow back analike anapita,,chonjo

Mwanaume nyumba ikichafuka unahama

mnafanyanga aje mkileta dem kejani na akatae kurudi hostel??🥲

Lightskin niggas hukua aje, nkts 😡 kuna mmoja ameambiwa anakaa poa akaanza kublush.

WhatsApp ex akitaka kucommunicate na wewe na anaogopa analike status yako, we know your ways bana😂😂

Mnakula nini hizo sides

@wee_boiss @MoSalahVinnie45 You too

100 years from now everyone under this tweet will be dead so Rest in peace in advance guys😂

Ngono na msichana ako ovulation is so suicidal

You ever look at your life and think “yeah… this is not what I ordered.”