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@Ryandally08 @BobStev32346970 Hmmm did you proofread this tweet?

@SaltyGoat17 😂😂😂 you stupid cunts! Start a war you can’t win then start charging allies a fee per ship. Fucking morons honestly.

“Instead of Iran charging $2M/vessel going through the Strait, the U.S. will charge a $2M escort fee for every vessel, which is about $9B a month or $100B in revenue.” “We will waive that fee for any country that participates in the coalition to open up the Strait.” BRILLIANT!!

@GuntherEagleman That’s a shit story.

🚨 Rick Harrison (Pawn Stars) with a cool story about Trump. “Donald Trump is the most amazing man on the planet. When Biden was president and my son died, Biden didn't call me, but Trump did. OD'd from fentanyl. I blame Biden and the entire administration. They let that stuff in the country. People have always asked me what's my favorite Trump story. 2018, I was supposed to introduce him at a rally here in Vegas. So, you know, I show up and I go to go backstage. And mind you, Trump wasn't there yet. He was still on the road. Secret Service goes, not on the list. And they threw me into the public at a Trump rally. Oh yeah. And I was getting mobs. We ended up having to leave. You know, I was pissed. I was so pissed that when I dropped my son off at home, you know what, I'm gonna go to the bar. I'm gonna have a drink or two. I'm gonna go calm down. Right as I'm leaving the house, Senator Heller's number pops back up on my phone in my truck. Like I said, he knows my voice. He knows my mouth. So he just goes, Rick, before you say a word, the president would like to talk to you. And Trump gets on the phone and goes, Rick, I just want to say I am sorry. The White House staff works for me. They screwed up. That means it's my fault. I'm sorry. Please come back down to the convention center. It's the president. You have to say yes. Okay. Like, I'm like, yes, sir. I don't know how I'm going to get there because most of the roads are closed around the convention center, but I am on my way right now. So I turn around, grab my son. We're driving down there, I got an odd phone number pops up in my truck. And I go like, Mr. Harrison, I'm the head of the Secret Service in D.C. We have the Las Vegas Under Sheriff and the White House staff. We're all on the phone right here. The big guy says, get you to the convention center. And they go, when you get to Decatur, stop at the light. Whether the light is red or green, flash your headlights. I get there, the light was green. People are honking at me. I just stop, flash my headlights. 8 cop cars come out of nowhere. I get a call, follow us. And my 15-year-old son is going like, Dad, who do you know? He's like, you're the coolest dude. A few people, but this is like extreme. It's just, it's a pretty cool story.”

@diohutton “Heroes”? 😂😂😂😂

One year ago today we submitted a Pardon application for my husband, P321620. He went to prison for making fake Covid cards. Every "health" agency lied to us about Covid. They are the criminals. My husband and DOZENS more are heroes and should never have been prosecuted. @EagleEdMartin @EdMartinDOJ @AliceMarieFree @weaponizewatch @realpfp @douglassmackey

@FOXFOOTY Hanger?????

"He's going to win an Oscar the way he's going!" ✈️ Collingwood debutant Oscar Steene takes a huge hanger and kicks his first goal... and boy, did his teammates get around him 😍 📺 Watch #AFLPiesGiants on Ch.504 or stream on Kayo: bit.ly/40TJvur ✍️ BLOG bit.ly/4sIRC9u 🔢 MATCH CENTRE bit.ly/41v1wPP

@StateDept This fuckhead doesnt know the difference between the two?!

SECRETARY RUBIO: The U.S. is constantly asked to help in wars and we have. But when we had a need, it didn’t get positive responses from NATO. A couple leaders said that Iran was not Europe’s war. Well, Ukraine isn’t our war, yet we’ve contributed more to that fight than anyone.

@Ausbobsmit @realDonaldTrump You actually reckon Trump is gonna read this shit dickhead 😂😂😂

Japan deserved that win. Much more skilful and took their chance! #JPNvAUS

@EricLDaugh Yeh announced by Trump 😂😂😂

🚨 BREAKING: It was just announced that President Donald J. Trump has a HIGHER approval rating 60 weeks into his 2nd term than Barack Hussein Obama and George Bush, at the same point in their 2nd term — RealClearPolitics KEEP PUSHING, 47! The fake news is stunned! 🇺🇸

@jlandsme_93 *WAFL fan

@jlandsme_93 I’m an avid WAFL and I knew as soon as he was picked to play he was gonna show something. Always tries and give effort at every contest he is in. His teammates could take a leaf!

First minute on the ground as an AFL footballer, Milan Murdock lays a robust tackle, holding the ball, skirmish and 50 metre penalty that sees him kick a goal. That’s magnificent 👏 🦅 #AFLSunsEagles

@WestSydney Shoving?! She hardly touched her mate.

How do you not get a YC for shoving the keeper over after they've already collected the ball. #AUSvPRK.

Fuck that shit Arnold! Get the fuck up! #AUSvPRK

@HappyPunch @SubmissionRadio Maybe because he is shit????

Colby Covington blasted the UFC after being left off the White House card 😳 “I said I’d fight anybody just to get the opportunity to fight in front of my hero, Donald Trump. What the f*ck am I supposed to do to earn money? I have a lot of bills to pay. (via @SubmissionRadio)

@IanCopeland5 @BarbaraOneillAU She is a an absolute moron! She has been banned in Australia I’m sure because of the shite she speaks.

@BarbaraOneillAU This quack doesn't believe in neonatal-ultrasound. "If their is a problem with the pregnancy, your body will let you know" says the quack. I agree, you'll know there is a problem when the baby doesn't have a heart beat...

Are you becoming radicalized on ultrasounds yet?

@ChrisWickNews So you’re angry that a man that is known to be a complete bullshit artist ended up being a complete bullshit artist?

I voted for Donald Trump because he felt like the lesser of two evils. I didn’t want Joe Biden or Kamala Harris continuing what I believed was corruption and chaos. Trump promised no new wars. He promised to end wars. He promised America First. That’s why I supported him. But now? We’re watching conflicts escalate. Billions sent overseas. Military aid flowing to Israel and Ukraine. Meanwhile Americans are struggling to buy groceries. Veterans are homeless. Families are drowning in debt. Where is America First? I didn’t vote for more foreign entanglements. I voted for peace. I voted for prosperity at home. That’s why I’m disappointed. That’s why I’m upset. And that’s why I can’t support him anymore.

Defence has been woeful tonight. Giving away the ball and not going at attackers when they have a clear shot. #AUSvKOR

@Y0UNGG0D823 @DrewPavlou The same Russia who can’t even conquer Ukraine???

@DrewPavlou People don't understand just how advanced the US military is technologically. They can realistically topple any country they want outside of Russia and China in weeks.

It turns out that you can just kill tinpot dictators with zero US casualties To all the millennials mind raped by Bush and the Iraq War, time to wake up

@DrewPavlou @skyvalley9 Yeh no improvement in technology in the last 20-30 years hey dickhead?

@SecKennedy @KidRock Why is David Spade working out with the Health Secretary?

I’ve teamed up with @KidRock to deliver two simple messages to the American people: GET ACTIVE + EAT REAL FOOD.