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@Borderlands Oh shoot!!

We regret to inform you that Thrum Dumpstr will not be at Coachella

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@paskaroni_ There’s no way……dang.

I’m baffled that I’m older now than these folks in their “TV prime” and I don’t look as old as they did.

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As a thank you for your patience, here’s a SHiFT code for 5 Golden Keys in Borderlands 4. 🔑 3ZR3T-6CSKW-WFTJC-JB33B-Z55ZT Expires April 30, 2026 Redeem at: shift.gearboxsoftware.com

@MoistValgina This is the exact formula to make those parent teacher conferences awkward. 😬

I give a moderate amount of shits, but small talk is so hard for me. I don't care to talk about the weather, your job, etc. What's your biggest regret? What's in your search history? What's the weirdest thing you've ever put in your butt and why was it a peeled banana?

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@JessilynCupcake Happy Birthday!

Birthday!

It's Borderlands, but for your EAR HOLES!!! We're excited to announce Dead ECHOs - a darkly comedic audio drama set in the Borderlands universe starring Watts, a disenchanted ECHO Operator, and Junie, a curious stranger with a secretive past. Season 1 is coming in Spring 2026!

A truly MONSTROUS Thursday stream as we enjoy… ✅ PAX East GBX Event watch party ✅ Vault Hunter Pack Giveaway ✅ Twitch Drop Exclusive ✅ 1st look @ DLC 1 and VH C4$H ✅ Coffee Contest Special time ➡️ starting @ 2:00 pm EST twitch.tv/paskaroni #2KPartner #VaultNetwork

@paskaroni_ That looks really good.

Wasn’t suppose to cook tonight but I had an the ingredients, so… Asian Style Pineapple Chicken

@paskaroni_ Hope you feel better. That stuff is no fun.

🚨 Schedule Alert 🚨 Monday’s stream might be cancelled. Just need to see how I feel with this bad back. 🤞🏻 We’ll know more in the morning.

@MoistValgina Eat his nose?👃

Saw a grown adult man pick his nose and eat it in the car next to me

The ULTIMATE co-stream of @Shmishmann and @paskaroni_ that will ever transpire on @Twitch Join us for a ton of #WarZone and laughs! ✅ Friday @ 10:00 am EST twitch.tv/paskaroni

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@MoistValgina I was about to post this very gif.

1 being not at all, 10 being this

On a scale from 1 to 10, how much am I gonna regret ordering the Big Arch from McDonald's? BE HONEST

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Without saying anything… how long have you been playing video games? Reply with a GIF.

@sciencegirl Sleep.

People who actually experienced the 1990s: What is something you miss from that decade that just isn't the same today

The real-life actor behind Grace Ashcroft, (Angela Sant’Albano) shared a video of herself playing Resident Evil Requiem on IG She’s still in character. 😆