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Reading books haikuangi a hobby for just anyone especially if you are not settled in life.inataka mtu hafikirii where their next meal will come from.
JaPrado.@Dr_AustinOmondi
The average Kenyan can finish a year without opening a book to read.
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We don't lose friends over politics. We lose friends over morals and values.
Cyprian, Is Nyakundi@C_NyaKundiH
Matatu sector leaders were each given KSh 500,000 in a quiet deal reportedly facilitated through Governor Sakaja. With about 30 leaders involved, the total payout is said to be around KSh 15 million. I am also told flight tickets have been booked for them to travel to Mombasa for a meeting with President William Ruto.
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One thing with gava is you snooze you lose. Just look at doctors.
Matatu guys will never have any more leverage than what they just squandered.
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Oneni tu😭😭
And the way I was convinced how good and genuine this was
This has to be the worst I have ever tried
Kerry 🇰🇪@kerubo_hillary
It's hard finding a legit pure honey seller in Nairobi Hizi vitu mnauza mmejaza sukari tupu
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@Iam__Hillary @AirtelMoneyKe report to safaricom HQ na ukuwe mkali they will refund you.. ujae ngori zaidi
I have been successful to get the transaction that robbed me of my money @AirtelMoneyKe This money was fraudly withdrawn from my mpesa to your till how can you help me retrieve the money?
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Is this the same story Gibbz is telling us?
A guy called Derek met a girl in a club, they went to bnb, supplied electricity, left the girl there for the night and went home because he was married.
The girl calls him and bills him 20k. Derek refuses and ignores her, a shot can't cost 20k.
Later, as he's dining with his family, cops storm his house, arrests him and takes him to the station. They were so good not to say his offence as his wife was listening, they told him on the way.
Derek pleads with the police to not tell his wife his offence, so they police requests 50k for the deal. He withdraws money from an ATM and gives them.
When his wife arrives, police lies to her that he was fighting with someone.
Now the girl from the bnb had reported Derek for rape, she went to hospital, got checked and sperm samples were found and ofc filled the documents.
She comes to the station to talk to Derek, tells him that if he wished to settle the case out of court, pay her KES 1.2 million.
Derek doesn't want to bring shame to himself, so he huggles until they settle for KES. 1 million.
Derek decides to sell his Mercedes E250 for KES.1.6 million. A car that costs around KES. 4.3 million.
Derek's wife is also on the other side looking for a lawyer. For the police to eliminate this, they asked Derek for KES.100K.
He settles all that and remains with KES. 500k. All because of a nut breh.
𝗨𝗡𝗗𝗘𝗥𝗥𝗔𝗧𝗘𝗗 𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗝𝗔@iamjoseh_
Uzuri ya kuwa an "asshole" ni no lady can blackmail you just because you had sex with her. Nick Imudia must have been a simp. He gave in to blackmail and extortion. That babe even tried to accuse him of rape yet the raw sex was consensual. Next thing she was demanding millions 💀
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@masha_slp People born around 1999–2001 really grew up in the transition era 😭
Old enough to remember dial-up internet, DVDs, and asking permission to use the computer… young enough to get emotionally damaged by social media in HD.
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Every time someone questions me why I'm still breastfeeding Auset yet she's 2 years old with that judgemental tone really pisses me off. Like actually piss me off.
Who am I hurting? Who am I offending? Why does it trigger you so much?
I'll start being rude to these people.
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😃Doing alot of talking and following up on previous conversation on the next conversation >>>
Just_me@_just_me_ke
How do you guys spend time with your partners 😂😂tuko hapa kila mtu kwa simu yake bila kuongea 😂😂
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I missed my flight in Nairobi once because of traffic on Mombasa Road.
Like fully missed it. I got to the airport sweaty, exhausted, dragging my suitcase like it personally betrayed me.
I already knew there was no chance, but I still ran to the counter hoping for mercy.
The woman checked her screen, looked at me, then said, “You were the last passenger.”
I laughed a little because what else do you do at that point?
Then she lowered her voice and said, “The plane is still on the ground.”
Next thing I know this airport employee is SPEED WALKING me through the terminal like we’re in an action movie.
Security waved me through, another worker grabbed my carry-on to help me run, and I’m apologizing to literally everyone while fighting for my life.
I got to the gate completely out of breath.
The guy scanning boarding passes looked at me and said, “Eh, Nairobi traffic. We understand.”
People on the plane actually clapped when I walked in looking half dead.
I have never respected airport workers more in my life. Big up to them.
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@geenaabiti As a woman one would expect you to know that the when a woman is pregnant the body naturally expands the vagina in preparation for childbirth. So that is not an example to cite😒
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The vagina can push out a 3.5kg baby and you think it's your 3 inches dick that'll expand it
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BISHOP ✨@Bishop_1_
Nigeria girls when they enter University 😭😭😂 100lvl Final year
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@Gustavo__254 Economic refugees huwanga na lame takes hizi streets but what do I know
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MBITI IAM:
Taller than you
Richer than you
Educated than you
Own better cars than you
Better tractors than you
Been to best universities than you
Taught by best lecturers in the world
Had a more luxurious wedding (17M Ksh)
This should tell you that I’ve made more better choices in life than you so if you see me Choosing Repentance and holiness just know it’s among the best choices I’ve been making before coz I never go wrong.
Mbiti Mwondi Maino,MD@mbiti_mwondi
Yaani unapata chance ya kuenda majuu where systems work instead of building start ups and making a difference mnaenda kuvaa magunia za prophet Awuor. We are a very low IQ people,so doleful!
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