Amarfa Ribeiro Bangs
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Amarfa Ribeiro Bangs
@TheRealAmarfa
My bangs are on fleek but thats not important lets talk about my love for McDonalds and my conspiracy on dolphins outsmarting us all
Campbell, CA Katılım Mayıs 2018
12 Takip Edilen6 Takipçiler
V RARE AND SHINY: HAND-MADE PALACE McDONALD’S GOLDEN RING PIECE.
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Whoever is making cheese commercials can save their money. We’re buying cheese and were never going to stop buying cheese.
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If I have a daughter I’m going to name her Lizard and then she’ll get the nickname Liz and everyone will be like “oh is it short for Elizabeth?” And she will have to say “no my name is Lizard”
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People who order fajitas in restaurants just want attention. @Chilis #shouldhavegotMcDonalds
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Cop pulled me over for going 83 in a 45 ...got my name, address, insurance ... but didn’t ask for my Instagram... weird flex but ok.
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@elonmusk I changed my name to Aflarfo.... #dealwithit
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People who are shaming my boss @elonmusk for trying to help those kids: Do you want a super villain? Cause stripping a philanthropic kabzillionair who loves to make rockets, flame throwers & clean energy of the last shred of his faith in humanity is how you get a super villain.
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The fact that we know chameleons exist means they are worthless idiot failures.
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I’m outdoorsy in that I like getting drunk on patios #KanyeWest
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IPA's are just Pumpkin Spice Lattes for white men. #AmarfaKnowsBest
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Why are birds so annoying! Its like go away. #ThoseArentYourFrenchFries
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Through our #ScaleForGood, we're committed to advancing beef farming and production practices by 2020. Learn more about the steps we're taking: McD.to/6010D9esC #BeefMonth
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