The Real Biggus Dickus

@NevEngi No, that’s a Waffle House marriage proposal.

椅子投げて注文するスタイルなのか？？？

@justinwcronk God damn, that’s a good first line.

I always think you should hook readers on the first sentence. This first page of my first book took me the longest to write. #epicfantasy #literaryfantasy

@InakaUS Well said my friend.

There is a special kind of magic in a firearm that carries the weight of history and family. A 1948 shotgun from your grandfather isn't just a tool; it's a bridge between generations. When a gun has been cared for and used with purpose for decades, it develops a character you just can't find in a modern box. It’s as if the steel already knows your hands because it knew his. That kind of 'soul' is the ultimate objective truth in shooting.

銃は『スペック』ではなく、『相性』がすべてだと思います。相性が悪い銃は、どんなに高級なものでもただの鉄の塊に過ぎません。 一方、相性が良い銃は、安価なものであっても自分の延長のように感じられます。今日もアラバマの工房でKimberを磨きながら、そんなことを考えていました。 ふと、銃に向かって心の中で問いかけました—— 『お前は、俺のことを好きか？』と（真顔で）。 スペックに頼るのではなく、自分と銃の相性を深く理解し、魂を重ねていくことこそが大切だと感じています。皆さんは今使っている銃と、どのような相性を感じていますか？ 「すごくしっくりくる」「まだ何か違和感がある」など、率直な感想をリプライで教えてください。 一つ一つ目を通します。一緒に考えていきましょう

@Neki2011 They weren’t lying. Those reloads are spicy. Smooth as butter.

日本に居た頃、ドローやリロードと言った技術の練習に明け暮れた。 当時、高校生だった僕の知識では、プラクティカルシューティングに必要なことは、それ位しか分からなかったし、今みたいにSNSもないからね。 アメリカに来て、お前のリロード速いな！って、話しかけられた時は嬉しかったな… 「一芸は万芸に通ず」って言うのは、あるんじゃないかと思っている。 昨年の日本のクラスでは、ドローやリロード、銃の持ち替えに関してなどの技術的なことは、カバーしなかったから、次回はそう言う基礎的な技術の話もするか…🤔

@imperial_st_321 What the AR offers is user experience. The ergonomics are so well thought out that the rifle has very few quirks that most shooters would notice, as opposed to more unique firearms. The flavor comes from HOW you set up your AR. Even minor differences can impact the feel greatly.

AR15が標準化しすぎて余程自社スタイルを確立してる大手でもないとそのカタチでしか銃を作れなくなってるのではと邪推 ライフルとSMGはみんなARになり ハンドガンはみんなグロックになっていく 個人的には個性的な銃が減っていって残念に思うけど、アメリカ初め銃社会の人たちはどう思ってるんだろう

@the_sandalorian Fuck me, this app has been fun lately.

Japanese bros, did I do it right?

@963_5963 It has to cover the trigger guard completely, retain the firearm if you fall, sit in a position that’s comfortable in any situation and ideally it needs to be easy to access when you need it. This is an image of a holster in waiting on. Ventcore 2.0 by stealthgear.

Japan doesn't have a culture of carrying guns, but in other countries, people carry them for self-defense or in competitions. What are some important considerations when it comes to the functionality of a holster? For example, ease of drawing or the holster's position?

@LucasBotkin @ShadowofEzra We should rule him a false prophet regardless. Revelations is clear that Jesus will return after the tribulations and persecution of Christians. That hasn’t happened yet so any “messiah” welcomed before then will likely be an anti-Christ.

@ShadowofEzra So if Jesus doesn’t return “immediately”, we rule this guy a false prophet, right?

Christian Zionist pastor John Hagee tells his church to immediately prepare for the return of Jesus Christ, who will rule for one thousand years from Jerusalem. He says God has commanded all Christians and all churches to comfort and bless the Jewish people under any circumstances. “It is the mission of the church to comfort and to bless the Jewish people.” “Both of us serve the same God.”

@nyp_qoo Shit, you have me tearing up thinking about my kid.

余命3ヶ月と言われた母が、病院の帰りに一人でデパートに寄ってた。 後から知った。 何を買ったか、教えてくれなかった。 「なんか買ったの。」 「内緒。」 それだけだった。 2ヶ月後、母が入院した。 部屋を片付けてたら、クローゼットの奥に箱があった。 開けた。 ラッピングされてた。 私の名前が書いてあった。 「誕生日まで開けないでください。」 誕生日は4ヶ月後だった。 母の余命は3ヶ月だった。 自分が死んだ後の誕生日に届くように、買っていたようだった。 4ヶ月間、開けなかった。 ちゃんと誕生日に開けた。 マフラーが入ってた。 手紙も入ってた。 「寒い季節に首元が温かいと、全部うまくいく気がするから、

@EiratheIntern Realistically, if we contacted them it would take all of two minutes for them to catch some disease they haven’t been exposed to, like the Native Americans. We should leave them alone for their own sake. Even modern medicine wouldn’t save them.

The way we treat uncontacted tribes is a crime against humanity. We should be contacting *every* uncontacted tribe and give them modern medicine. Any argument against is just a noble savage fantasy from rich academics.

@SoloSnus @MUKIDEZA2 This is the answer.

なんか色々質問して申し訳ない、 でもアメリカについて知りたくて アメリカは朝食にシリアル食べるって聞いたけどオススメとかありますか？ リーシーズとラッキーチャーム？は食べたことあります。 ラッキーチャームの方牛乳にえぐいくらい色が出てきて笑った思い出

@The_King_Trout So, my understanding is that Otaku’s aren’t looked down on in Japan, so much as NEET’s (Not in Education Employment or Training) are. You can be a nerd about what you like so long as you aren’t a gross shut in.

Hey Jap Twitter- in America we have a word for lame, nerds who fetishize your culture because they think it’s entirely based around anime. They’re usually fat, greasy losers. We call them “weebs” How do you feel about them?

@MUKIDEZA2 I misread the last line as “I just say ‘I’m going to poop myself’”

ちなみに日本語で『キジを撃ちに行く』というのは『うんこしてくる』という意味の隠語になります。 女性は『お花を摘みに行く』というのが『うんこしてくる』という意味の隠語なので 自分は『うんこしてくる』って言いますけど

@TukiFromKL >you don’t bomb railways to win a war As a southerner, Sherman would like a word. You absolutely DO bomb railways to win a war. Railways are a valid target to prevent the movement of troops and supplies. That’s why we did it to the Nazis and why Sherman did it to the south.

🚨HOLY SHIT!, do you understand what this actually means.. Israel told Iranian civilians to stay away from trains.. then bombed the railways.. everyone's debating whether the warning makes it humane.. nobody's asking the real question.. why railways.. railways move food.. medicine.. fuel.. people trying to leave.. you don't bomb railways to win a war.. you bomb railways to make sure a country can't function after the war is over.. in 1999 NATO bombed every bridge and railway in Serbia.. they called it "degrading military logistics".. what it actually did was trap 8 million people inside a country with no way to move food or evacuate the wounded.. warning someone before you destroy their only way out doesn't make it humane.. it makes it a hostage situation.. "we told them to avoid the trains" means nothing when you're about to make sure there are no trains left to avoid

@mbatubayindirli A, but he’s going the other way. Since speed isn’t a vector, the direction is meaningless to the absolute value. You can make the argument that because the water has taken on the most aggressive position on truck A, it is going the fastest, but in reverse.

Üniversitede kuantum fiziği öğretmeniyim. Keratalara her sene finalde bunu bir sorarım😅

@hallocopen_gr Barbed wire over the walls may be a little too visible. Instead, plant thorny bushes on both sides of the walls and under windows where possible. Add surveillance cameras if they’re legal too. Door alarms, window alarms and physical door stops are great in my opinion.

ホームディフェンスの為に日本の法律で許される限りの 自衛装備の充実は行うつもり スタンガン、催涙スプレーここらへんもお金ができたら買って妻に使い方を教えよう ホントならテーザーガンの一丁もほしいところだが日本の法律では無理だ… 今は賃貸物件だから出来ないけど、実家に引っ越したら実家の壁の上に有刺鉄線でも設置するだけでも防犯対策になるのか？🤔

@seriouslyjokinn Toonami.

bold of u to assume that at 2006 they would be able to watch animes 1 hour after it airs on japan with english subs, or was aware of which animes were coming out at that season im really interested to know how old otakus were able to operate and keep up with latest animes.

@hallocopen_gr If you can, move to America. Gun culture would welcome you with open arms.

#モデルガン アメリカに旅行に行ったら せめて銃弾の空箱くらいは持ち帰って来たい アメリカの銃弾の空箱はとにかく、マジモンの銃弾を商品として売ってるパッケージなわけだから リアリティが半端ない モデルガンの横にこのアメリカの銃弾空箱に発火カートリッジを入れて添えるだけで もう究極のリアリティが出る せめて銃弾の空箱くらいは持ち帰って来たい…

@SteveLovesAmmo Who do you think would be breakfast? Being an inter dimensional horror doesn’t exempt you from the gumbo pot.

This is unfair. 2 would take out 1, 3, North and South America, the aliens from Independence Day, Cthulhu from the parallel dimension and then sit down for breakfast.