Carlos Barboza

affirm: women love me and my drinking is under control

Hitting up my bottom bench line up to go watch the odyssey tonight?

There is no childhood friend, there is no girl next door, there is no girl you walk home to and from school with, there is NOBODY in your life!

@Thefactsdude Okay actually I want to be a cop now

SPITTER: Florida teen slips handcuffs, spits on deputy’s face, and licks patrol camera during mental health transport In June, Flagler County deputies responded to a distress call about an intoxicated person in Palm Coast. While transporting 18-year-old Autumn Bellows to a mental health facility, she became aggressive, slipped her handcuffs, spat on a deputy’s face and hair, and licked the in-car patrol camera. Bellows was charged with felony battery on a law enforcement officer. She later pled no contest and her case was settled in pretrial intervention. Wild.

I can’t and will not come to terms that my racist personality is unlikeable

Nigga

this was really some hating ass shit. why can't spongebob be cheeked up

what country is like japan except made of white people. i need to get out of america so bad

@Elenabardyf Cause ur old. Next

Why are grown men in their 30s interested in girls who are only 18 or 19? It honestly doesn't sit right with me

I like women who either hit back or hit first. No in between

@FREAKMMA1 If my gf ain’t doing this I don’t want her

is there a way to permanently be under the effects of 2 beers and 3 cigarettes?

The beer I had for breakfast wasn’t bad, so I had another for dessert

Stop scrolling. Go grab a beer.

@RT_com Did this bitch just seriously ruin our cigarette privileges

you can just lie to women btw

@yasminadiaries Get well soon! I love you! I’ll empty your catheter if nobody else will!

jokes aside I actually had surgery for my endometriosis and they did and found alot more this time so the recovery period will be a few months or so ✌🏾 yasmina going celibate for a while wa