Gustavo “El Oso” Zapata

Who is the best umpire of all time?

See here, the problem is the longer this chick checks you out…….. the quicker this pizza place is gonna close

He's done the song and dance...

@drinkgaragebeer hey you guys are great. It’s like drinking a corona without all of the work. Keep up the great work!!

Idk if I'm really up for going to lose $25 at the casino... Well I mean if we are in the neighborhood sure why not

Getting drunk and just tossing a frisbee around

Oh... He wants to go to Utah? First time anyone has ever said that @Bennynick

You're a nutcase if you post a thank you on Linkedin to a company that laid you off

If you bought a 12 pack of high lifes from the store it's like $11 but if you buy a 12 pack of high lifes from that bar it's gonna run you like $150 amigo

Wow look girls………. You can treat your new mommy to a special dinner from canes. I know you don’t know her well but she will love that

Ehhhh shit happens when you party

Adam Silver can cancel magic city night but he can’t cancel magic city all together #NBA

Isn’t that a good trend though? More Mario = less work @NintendoAmerica @mchalmers15

I just found out that Julia Palmer is married. What a bummer. I saw her at BJ’s like 8 years ago and she looked kinda hot. It could have just been the 14 beers I consumed beforehand. I guess we’ll never know @Eblack716 @imevanjames

Fellas…………………

That guy looks like someone tried to create a muppet of a person but they don’t have a picture in front of them and they tried to do it all by memory

Oh I guess all those damn snack packs did catch up to him. Pour one out for Buddy @LindseyBroad @LindsaySchrupp @LindseySchunk @lindsaylohan @lindseyvonn @jes_chastain @amandastantonnn

@JackQuaid92 Hughie……….. we know she a freak #theboys

You know what they say……. A little Taco Bell is good for the soul

@JoshRadnor I tried to tell ya man. Keep your head up

@JoshRadnor Hey man, I hate to break this to you but I thought you should be aware that this is a thing