The Drunk Retard

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@TheRealGameGod But if you cut the sandwich no matter which way it loses all its flavor!

Absolutely does.

@CatHerdersWrath Gotta savor the taste.

@TheRealGameGod I cut it in 4. It lasts longer.

@MarthaG90611894 😆😆

@TheRealGameGod 😂😂😂Same

@Spiral_Descent She's stealing his shine

@TheRealGameGod 'Florida Man' is going to get jealous.

Wonder if the eye patch is just for show...

@Dontbelieveliez Good question 😆

@TheRealGameGod Why not both?

No lies detected....

@GeneralPatton83 🤣

ALOHA SNACKBAR! 😂

@TheRealGameGod I see no problem with this, aahhrrr

@WhiddonLeann Always something happening down there 🤣. I may move there too.

@TheRealGameGod That's it I'm moving to Florida. Constant amusement.

@PhilipLHauser I'll chip in as well. As long as she promises to take me with her next time.

@TheRealGameGod How much is her bail I had a good week last week

@nudawaya 🤣🏆

God forbid someone has a hobby; I thought this was America?

@MaselTim 🍻

@PhilipLHauser Indeed.

@TheRealGameGod She seems like a fine woman

@ViolaLeighBlues I wonder if she drinks rum 🤔.

@TheRealGameGod She seems fun. We could be friends.

@AllegedlyDrew Absolutely brother.

Happy Monday! Get up and get after it. There’s a lot of money to be made today.

@mdrn_cnservativ For real. Would be pure entertainment.

@TheRealGameGod Would have laughed hysterically at this

@TheBillT67 🤣

@TheRealGameGod BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

@Petrogirl2 Haha right. I would pay good money to see this.

@TheRealGameGod I want to see her hook hand! 🤣 If only the mall was this exciting when I go! 🤣

@jarmaug It appears so 🤣

@TheRealGameGod Dan Crenshaw's older sister?