Zach

Premodern MUD

My buddy dragged me out to Worcester Ma for the Kreator and Carcass gig and the opening band was so fucking bad. The amount of 808 bass drops during their set was cringeworthy.

@falafel_papi Faygo soda

Going to Detroit for work next week will someone tell me what to do there and eat there I’ll be in the downtown area

@wizardofbarge Sorry boss I ain’t buying any sealed product until they recognize the union.

I’d like to formally apologize to the Magic the Gathering community for what people are going to do with this new deck I created. The goblins have taken over and I’m afraid it’s too late to stop them now, may gob have mercy on your souls.

I quit my band last week and I usually feel bad after a week or so but man I made a real good decision.

@Stenogabue @Acyn You’re a special kind of fucking stupid.

Doesn’t any Dem understand short term pain for long time gainn? I guess they prefer to promise Utopia, which they can’t deliver. We have nations who want to crush us and if we don’t stop them we’ll have short term gains and long term pain. I prefer Trump’s way and trust his judgment.

Trump on Iran War: Reporter: What extent are Americans’ financial situation motivating you to make a deal? Trump: Not even a little bit. I don't think about Americans’ financial situation

Total unique printings of Magic cards in the first twenty five years of the game: 35,656 In the last five years: 42,065

You want to wallow? I don’t want to wallow. I want to rise.

It’s a malfunction.

@EndymionYT @wizards_magic It’s actually fucking embarrassing.

@wizards_magic Oh it’s bad bad alright

A message from Dan Frazier and Wizards of the Coast:

@wizards_magic lol

The more things change the more they stay the same.

Fucked up in the crib sipping Mr. Pig

I will never understand how so many of y’all were hoodwinked into believing the government should not use the money you pay in taxes to create a social safety net that benefits you, fund public healthcare, lower housing costs, and make daily life more affordable.

Jonathan Frakes 'Beyond Belief' clips played at half speed make him sound like a drunk dude at the bar

@theserfstv We go live, to the Infowars studios, to see what Alex Jones has to say about the latest developments. Alex?

Alex Jones seems to be taking the news well

Fishing inside your base or botting the fishing minigame doesn't align with the true spirit of fishing. 🎣☢️🐟 To get the best catches, you should be hunting down secluded spots and casting your line there. Plus, if you want to do things passively, fishing traps exist for a reason. So we've added an overfishing mechanic. If a certain amount of fish have been caught in the vicinity within a certain time span, the area becomes "overfished". In overfished areas, only junk will come up from cast lines. The area will repopulate after it has time to refresh, and fishing can resume then. Read more on our DevBlog: rust.facepunch.com/news/spring-cl…