Drakes obituary……

now why would they gag her like that LMFAOOO😭😭😭

@MelaninGarcon Yes just in a different country

So…Does Mighty Nein take place in the same universe as Vox Machina

Yall do this every time when it comes to Chicago beaches. We have multiple sand beaches.

OMG Trump just paid E. Jean Carroll $5.6 million Because he raped her Because he's a rapist

@rhaynecoleman Same. I started listening to the scythe series! So good. But I can’t go through the day without music or something playing.

@TheRealJayCee__ Sheeeeeeet, I do. That or an audio book.

Wait…. So yall don’t listen to music all day everyday?!

@Homolnfernum 😂😂 damn I know it got annoying after the second time lol

@TheRealJayCee__ Like 5 times

@Homolnfernum has anybody sang that cop song from the rookie to you yet? 😂

@TheX_Files Nah Popeyes Mac & cheese top tier!

Chick-fil-A’s Mac and Cheese >>>

Would you believe me if I told you I got him to watch glee and two weeks later he finished the whole series and now he’s a certified gleek 🥰

@Klaw_Szn @FL0RlDAB0Y @KevHarlanEffect Nah we good.

@FL0RlDAB0Y @KevHarlanEffect Like please move to Cali or something. I live in Houston and I just fly out to LA for a day. They’re desperate for a beach day

My brother in Christ is that concrete

CRASH OUT - 7/16

The World Health Organization has announced that we will start running out of clean water (drinking, showering, laundry, dishes) in the next FEW YEARS. We are officially entering water bankruptcy. This is a direct result of AI. Please stop using it now.

@Homolnfernum Right! Anybody that knows Chicago knows we don’t put katchup on a hotdog!

NO THE FUCK YOU DIDN’T

Last day of the taste yesterday! Love this beautiful city!

New photo just released of other friends visiting Mitch McConnell today. He really looks great! Hang in there!

Mitch McConnell is dead, and this Proof of Life photo was a rushed rough draft. The newspaper is AI and doesn't exist. He's wearing jeans in a hospital bed. His hand is operating a computer mouse. Elaine Chao had escaped to China, but now she's back and she's implicated in the cover up. These are giant piles of crimes for everyone involved, which now includes Vance and Chao. I love this for them. None of this detective work is mine. He died in June.