Kevin Carstensen

@MLB @LevyRestaurants @Dodgers Is this mookie betts’ tequila??

The Dodgers will have a watermelon habanero margarita that you can get in a souvenir water cooler cup 🤩 It features tequila shaken with fresh lime juice and a house watermelon-habanero mix, served over ice with a Tajín-dusted rim (via @LevyRestaurants)

@RandPaul Everyone knows you got your ass beat and everyone knows you most likely deserved it

A sitting U.S. Senator and DHS Secretary nominee told me he "understood" the violent attack on me from behind. Not condemned it. Not apologized for it. Understood it. He also offered zero apology for his past statements. This is unacceptable.

@GraziellaPastor @PalmerLuckey Nice suit boss man!

We had a great visitor at the White House yesterday! Always so impressive to chat with America's patriotic defense tech leaders 🇺🇸@PalmerLuckey

@ShawnRyan762 Trump will bomb the fuck out of beijing if that happens

“If I were Russia and China, I would let Iran play out longer. I would let the U.S. use more of its military warfighting capability, and then when they’ve played it down enough, I would go take Taiwan. It’s what they wanted to do for a long time, but we are kind of holding them back. If I were China, I would say, let’s let them play this out, we’ll let them get tired—once they’re tired, we’ll do what we want to do, and they won’t be able to stop us because they’re going to be too tired to come over here and do that.” @MichaelTLester

@MbarkCherguia Joe Rogan’s stand up is trash

I’ll go first… Seth Rogan

@MbarkCherguia Stress

How is this possible?

@PGATOUR @McIlroyRory @TheMasters I could eat that

Rory McIlroy has announced his menu for the 2026 Masters Champions Dinner.

@mattvanswol Black people need a curfew

@Furbeti Lol 4 days a week? Damn bro let me hurry up & throw my gym shoes on for you

Jeffrey Epstein’s rules for his girlfriend: ‘no arguments monday to friday’ ‘exercise four times a week’ ‘I want beautiful things only’

@netanyahu Head of mossad looks a lot like Jeffrey Fucking Epstein

I'm here with Israel's Defense Minister, our Chief of Staff, the head of the Mossad, the Chief of Air Force, our senior commanders. In the past 24 hours, we knocked out two of the terrorist chieftains, the top terrorist chieftains of this tyranny. Our aircraft are hitting the terror operatives on the grounds, in the crossroads, in the city squares. This is meant to enable the brave people of Iran to celebrate the Festival of Fire. So celebrate and Happy Nowruz. We're watching from above.

@ginamilan_ My only question is, who told fuck boy tucker about the cia coming for that ass

I think the CIA caught Joe Kent leaking intel, took his phone, and saw he was texting Tucker Carlson. Then Joe ran to Tucker, claiming the CIA was reading their messages, and boom, that’s how that story started.

@modernhistory I blame ryan seacrest for giving these hoes a tv show

What will the Kardashian family be remembered for?

@archer_rs Lets see your wife

At the risk of being accused of all sorts of things Jeff Bezos went from this . . . . . . to this. Anyone explain that?

@Hoopss That place is to salty, to pricey, and not worth it. Not even a little bit

Five Guys are now offering their first ever combo meal.

@Ninadrama Fighters are complaining about pay yet Dana hires this bitch to do what exactly?

Rate my dance moves 1-10! Please be nice LOL

@EricLDaugh Shady lookin squid

🚨 JUST IN: National Counterterrorism Director Joe Kent resigns from DNI Tulsi Gabbard's office because of the Iran war KENT: "I cannot in good conscience support the ongoing war in Iran. Iran posed no imminent threat to our nation, and it is clear that we started this war due to pressure from Israel and its powerful American lobby."

@DrClownPhD guy is smoked

It’s always sad to see a has-been trying to act young. You can tell they’re desperately trying to stay relevant because being famous is all they’ve ever had.

@LangmanVince First day here?? Its been like that since day one. Every radio station has been rap since 2000

When did spring break in Daytona Beach become a "Boyz n the hood" vacation spot?

@WhiteHouse Why does this fucking guy repeat himself everyday? The self glazing and constant repeating the same bullshit is extremely tiring to listen to. How stupid do you think we are?

President Trump Participates in a Bilateral Meeting, Mar. 17, 2026 twitter.com/i/broadcasts/1…

@AsianDawn4 A lot of people dont know that Kawasaki heavy industries KHI manufacturers submarines

🇯🇵 The Japan Air Self-Defense Force's new Kawasaki EC-2 standoff electronic warfare aircraft has made its maiden flight. Designed to jam enemy radar and communication systems from long range.