Mya Bates

People out here boycotting shit I never fucked with to begin with.

You can get away with a lot if you’re dressed well.

Yorkville needs to get checked.

*guy bumps into me* Me: “Sorry………..” He looks back all confused. Me: “Wait why am I saying I’m sorry. You bumped into me. Fuck off.” I don’t look back.

I am disturbed by men who start talking about sex within the 1st hour of meeting. They are literally obsessed with it. Imagine your brain constantly thinking about where your urine comes out going into where someone else’s urine comes out on repeat all day and all night. So sad.

Can we not talk about politics or sex on a first date? I feel like these two topics go on for way too long and my eyes just gloss over.

@WillieHandler It’s horrible. I said I hate this city and now I’m getting real estate ads for Aurora.

@TheRealMyaBates I can't believe how much downtown traffic there can be at midnight

I blocked my mother for 4 days since I was going to see her for 1.

@Favwontmiss Red

Neurodivergent friends, what color is February?

My friend asked me if someone offered me $1,000,000 for my bicycle would I sell it and I said I would honestly have to think about it.

@WillieHandler Yep. I’ve been getting the tubes of my bike tires replaced several times a year. I might as well own a car.

The potholes in my neighborhood are so bad that when I got home from the grocery store, I had a carton of scrambled eggs.

Apparently I give off gay white woman vibes.

Q: N**** this, N**** that. Me: I noticed you’re like, really comfortable saying that word a lot. Q: Yeah, but I don’t say it in front of black people. Me: But, I’m black. Looks up, genuinely surprised. Q: Really? Me: N****, are you BLIND?

“Awe, you wish you were black. That’s so cute.” - me, when this white guy told me he likes black and white pornography and the guy has to be REALLY black

This man lost so many points last night. He: flirted with the server, got drunk, told me he thought I was gay, asked me what kind pornography I watch & said people think he looks like Jeffery Epstein (like that’s a positive thing).

I’m not on Hinge, I’m biking downtown to see if what happened last night in the street will happen again with someone else who doesn’t drink too much.

I’m not on Hinge. I’m wheeling my bike on Queen West and being stopped by an older man and being taken out for dinner on the spot.

“What the fuck IS this?” - me, every five minutes biking in midnight, Saturday traffic in downtown Toronto.

“Maybe if you dressed better, I wouldn’t think that you work here” - me (in my head when I asked someone what time the store closed, but they didn’t work there and where kind of rude about my honest mistake)

There was this day this week where I decided to forget the gym and protein and decided to remember a cigarette and a 5 piece tender Popeyes meal.

@6ixbuzztv Cover up

What’s one thing Canada does better than every other country? 🇨🇦💭